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[Re-published from earlier today]



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That’s right, I’m back. Say hello to your new Secretary of Media, America. Did you miss me?

You may be wondering what I’m doing in the Frost Administration. You know, after he tried to hunt down and kill me for two weeks. Well, at long last, there is peace in America again. The revolution, the counter-revolution, the counter-counter revolution, and the Fed's scary attempts to join in the role playing have all come to an end.


(scientific chart made by Dr. Blank Keating)

During last week’s Liban Missile Crisis, President Frost and I had a chance to sit down and chat. With 50 armed soldiers on each side of the table, all pointing guns at each other (with the exception of Colin Lantrip, who had brought a tank, and Iasov, who brought 10 robots that logged the conversation while keeping track of interesting quotes), we calmly smoked rare Liban cigars and discussed the prospect of a harmonious coexistent future.

After I realized that Josh was not actually a communist cat, and he became quite smitten the youthful visage previously kept hidden behind my rebel masks, we agreed that a truce is in the best interest of the country. As a show of the Libertarian’s commitment to this agreement, we offered up our most supple member to at last take the President’s man-servant’s virginity. I hear that young Henry’s posterior was quite raw after Ms. Littleton was finished with him.

And with that, welcome to the rebirth of the White House Press Release. My team will be publishing this every other day, for the most part, through the rest of the month. The WHPR will contain important information about activity within the White House, changes in eRepublik, national announcements, and some Q&As with members of your government. Make sure to subscribe (the button in the top-right corner) to receive notification of new articles.

This paper is best read in the style in which I write it: naked.

Hope you enjoy our time together.

~ CRoy



Up First: White House Staffing Changes

It’s been a busy few days in the Frost administration. Vice President PigInZen and a dedicated team of tech savvy citizens has been hard at work preparing the new eUSA Forums. Being active here will completely change your eRepublik experience. Mostly for the better. Just don't bug Onishi. Come on by: http://eusaforums.com/

On to the changes. Reminiscent of the Lantrip Administration, there are some mid term musical chairs going on in the cabinet right now. Here is a look at what’s new:

- Chief of Staff: Inwegen has replaced Speedcat McNasty
- Deputy Chief of Staff: Pfeiffer is a dCoS now (joining Justin McCravok). He retains his position as White House Pfluffer
- Secretary of Defense: Speedcat McNasty has replaced Colin Lantrip
- Secretary of State: St Krems has replaced Woxan
- Secretary of Treasury: Evry has replaced Jewitt
- Secretary of Media: CRoy has replaced Gulden Draak/St Krems/that stuff you put on pancakes


Get ready for some red hot lovin’, Amurica, cuz this new team is out on the prowl.

First stop: #TC panty raid. 😁



Foreign Affairs Updates -or- Don’t Fret About Japan

A Statement about Pearl Harbor 2 from St Krems, the eUS Secretary of State. This is taken from his recent article about the current state of American foreign affairs:

“You may have noticed Japan has Declared us a Natural Enemy. There is no need to be concerned, we have negotiated a very fair region rental deal to acquire our nation some Deer. This agreement re-affirms our commitment to the defence of our kawaii friends to the west and we shall be re-signing our MPP the moment the swaps are completed.”

Our intrepid WHPR staffer SamWystan found St Krems in-between Dio worshiping sessions to ask him a few questions:

SamWystan: What are you most proud of in the State Dept so far?
St Krems: Foreign affairs is dealing with BS smelling BS. No matter how well you handle it, you come out smelling of BS.

SamWystan: What is one thing that was disappointing?
St Krems: My middle east peace deal fell through due to egos.

SamWystan: What will be the international relations focus of the 2nd half of the term?
St Krems: Solidifying our relationship with Brazil.

Thanks Krems! Keep up the great work.



In closing, the WHPR is back, the revolution is over, and it is time to put our heads together and build this country up like it’s never been built before.

Every little thing helps. If you have some free time, PM a Senator or Party leader and ask how you can help. Make sure to work at 100 wellness each day. If you ever decide to quit eRepublik, donate your remaining money and/or goods to a friend. Together we can build something amazing.

Together.

~ The White House Media Team