Foreign Foreign Affairs

Day 1,125, 07:52 • Published in USA USA • by St Krems


Theme Music:
~http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjK5uIpdu1U

In an attempt to make foreign affairs a bit more accessible to our citizens, I’m publishing a brief over-view of what the USA has done internationally so far this month, and what you have to look forward to on the horizon.

The UK Peace
The first action of the Frost presidency was to begin negotiations with the UK for peace. It was felt that we needed to free up our damage for more important initiatives. Obviously we would not abandon a war while our ally, Canada, was still involved and had actually had some of their regions captured. The USA and the UK worked together to bring about the end of the war on all fronts, including the French/Canada war which was successful. To be honest, it was a bit too successful as we wished to delay peace to see if Poland could get involved (they were trying to go through Germany to get to France). While we waited to see, Canada jumped on the peace proposals we had negotiated, leaving us in the war by ourselves. :/

Peace has now been signed with the UK as well and we managed to pick up a few tasty regions in Southern Ireland for your economic pleasure.

China-India-Pakistan
I personally spent a lot of time on this negotiation. The attempted solution to this region’s hostilities was to have the USA and China form a corridor through the Indian sub-continent, cutting India off from Pakistan, allowing both nations to go about their business without having to worry about one invading the other. Also the USA and China would have picked up some tasty economic regions. Either way, the deal fell through thanks to Indian entitlement and China’s desire to get revenge on Pakistan for allowing Serbia through, so many months ago, to conquer China.

We Liberated Latvia
Thought you guys may be interested in the fact it was American soldiers who were the first to
deploy to fight for Latvian Freedom. We were successful and it really was our pleasure Latvia. Welcome back 😃

Turkey
Is gay.

Japan
You may have noticed Japan has Declared us a Natural Enemy. There is no need to be concerned, we have negotiated a very fair region rental deal to acquire our nation some Deer. This agreement re-affirms our commitment to the defence of our kawaii friends to the west and we shall be re-signing our MPP the moment the swaps are completed.

Brazil
Is cool. More on this front will be announced soon, but expect to see a formalisation of our relationship and to cream your pants some.

Canada
Canada recently signed an MPP with Mexico. We have since been told that this MPP was not the will of the entire nation, just the will of the Canadian President who has friends in Mexico and thought that if he MPPed them, we wouldn’t attack them. We were happy to prove him wrong, especially after the UK/France peace debacle and the rude words he said to President Frost in PM. The Canadian President has since apologised for his actions and we are willing to consider re-signing an MPP with them once our invasion of Mexico is concluded, though we expect them to pay both sides.


Mexico
Yummm.

And that, my friends, is everything we can possibly tell you without harming on going negotiations. Who needs wikileaks when your State Department is this open with you anyway? I know, I pamper you.

Yours informatively,

St Krems