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White House Press Release #99: War Module Broken

Day 900, 16:13 • Published in USA USA

• by James S. Brady Press Room

Official White House Press Release #99: War Module Broken

7th of May, 2010, Day 900 of the New World

The Contents of this White House Press Release are:

1. War Module Broken
2. Volunteers Sought for ATO Help
3. Arm America
3. Translators Wanted!

War Module Broken

Lion King is begging to be invaded. We thought that sharing a border with Serbia was enough to declare war. At the moment, it is not. Since it’s been more than a week, we can only assume that the issue has not reached our hardworking and dedicated admins. Because of this, the eUS government is asking you to help them out and submit a ticket to get this matter solved.

I hear a Spartan Battle cry, preparing the soldiers for the oncoming battle

Volunteers Sought for ATO Help

Currently the Strategic Air Command (SAC) is in search of true American heroes. We are asking for people willing to give up their eUS citizenship long term to fight PTO attempts around the world. In the eUS, our elections are often decided by hundreds fo votes, but for many of our allies, PTOs are a constant issue. If you would like to participate in this great act of patriotism please contact Strategic Air Command.

Arm America

Want to be do some serious damage when we’re finally allowed to attack Serbia? Participate in Arm America, our government-sponsored rank building program. Arm America hands out free guns to our citizens each week. Click here for more information.

Translators Wanted

The US Government is looking for citizens willing to provide their services translating articles into common foreign languages. Those who are interested can fill out the form here.

Useful Links
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State Department News
USA Department of the Interior
The Army Times
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The Welcoming Committee Newspaper
Flying Unicorn News
The Training Corps Tribune
This We’ll Defend
Blood on the Risers
The Hanging Chad

This concludes the ninety-ninth White House Press Release, the second of this Presidential term. Don’t forget to follow DoD orders!

‘Til Next Time America,

David Landon
Secretary of the Media

Gulden Draak
White House Press Secretary

Comments

Evil.Elvis Day 900, 16:14

Vote!

Cecil Knight Day 900, 16:14

Let us declare war! we want war!

Dio Jazar Day 900, 16:15

why u DoW someone stronger? xD

Dio Jazar Day 900, 16:16

come on just trigger Indo mpps , and u have your war, just need balls xD

Walter Joseph Kovacs Day 900, 16:16

Voted.

LordRahl2 Day 900, 16:18

Voted and submitting TT

Jon Barack Bluejacket Day 900, 16:18

Russia wants to invade US? Pennsylvania/Ohio border issue is fixed within hours.

US wants to invade Serbia? It's only been a week. I'm sure the Admins will get to it when it's convenient. Just put up your feet and wait.

St Krems Day 900, 16:21

[removed]

jsnprk23 Day 900, 16:24

Voted

Jon Barack Bluejacket Day 900, 16:27

Ticket submitted. I urge all Americans, Brolliance, and EDEN members to submit a ticket.

Hell, I urge Serbians to submit tickets, too-- unless they're afraid of a fair fight.

😉

de Medici Day 900, 16:29

come on just trigger Indo mpps, and u have your war, just need balls xD x2 😃

Chocolate McSkittles Day 900, 16:35

The flag of Dio appears to be bleeding tears of sadness at the news...

Aeriel Day 900, 16:41

LOL
I hope the admins fix the bug soon... I so much want to see you Emerickans fail yet again. 😁

johnpauljones Day 900, 16:43

Red comments mean Admin is angry.

Maruishima Day 900, 16:44

Ticket submitted.

Maruishima Day 900, 16:46

Also, you dip$#!+$ that keep screwing up the comments need to DIAF.

Caden Cotard Day 900, 17:23

Let us declare war!

Jude Connors Day 900, 17:42

My American friends,

See you in Lion King. I've got some Q5s ready for the occasion.

May the field be red with the blood of an honest fight.

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Lieutenant Scheisskopf Day 900, 17:48

^ turncoat

Blazix Day 900, 17:49

WAT

Blazix Day 900, 17:49

WAT

Dante Alagherii Day 900, 18:52

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milestailsprower Day 900, 19:22

Voted and ticketed!

silisius Day 900, 20:27

Voted.

Danie Fox Day 901, 02:39

Someone needs to work out how to stop this red thing.

mizz_anavI Day 901, 09:11

Lol erep is totaly bugged -.-

Nemanja187 Day 901, 11:24

soooo eChina can attack LK but you cant??? Rly bad excuse if you ask me.

wangweichina Day 902, 02:29

the bug seems fixed

Organizacija Jovan1 Day 902, 12:32

We are waiting ...... 🙂

Alex.L Day 902, 14:57

"why u DoW someone stronger? xD" x2 😃

"come on just trigger Indo mpps , and u have your war, just need balls xD"
Or Russian MPPs 😃
Or DoW France/UK and attack them 😃

If you really, really want war you can get it quickly 😉

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