White House Press Release #117: A guide to the new modules and more!

Day 969, 21:23 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room
A Guide to the New Modules

Are you still wondering what the deal is with these new modules? Our own Secretary of the Interior, Serendipitous has written a very detailed guide to the new modules. Give it some votes, send it to people with questions! We’re all new to Rising, but together we can get through this transition period. Take a look at the guide!



Military Module Movements

Bored as hell? Wondering what’s going on in this country of ours? We, like the rest of the world, are waiting for the new war module to be released. The expected date of the module’s release is this Monday, so brace yourselves! Make sure you’re trained up, armed and ready to go. There’s no telling how the world will react economically or militaristically to these changes until they take place, so brace yourselves!



Buy USD from the CBO!

Do you have extra gold lying around in that piggy bank of yours? Are you running low on USD? If you answered yes to either of these questions, then we have the solution for you! Buy USD from the Congressional Budget Office (the CBO). If you buy USD from the CBO on the money market, your gold will be used for great things in our budget such as our military bingo games and Department of Treasure. Still not convinced? Let's hear from a successful CBO gold buyer right now!

&quot😉on't listen to those fake imitators, this is the real Cash for Gold! You just give them your gold, and bimb boom bam, you get your cash every time. You'll be back again and again! You getting this, cameraman?" said the enthusiastic buyer.

Buying USD from the Congressional Budget Office is a great way to help the eUS government just through a few clicks. Not only do you get some much needed cash, but in return, the government is using your gold in the budget, which comes back to help you. It’s a win-win situation, just give it a shot!



SAC’s Corner

Strategic Air Command would like to keep you informed on some happenings. First of all, as always, they’re looking for ATO volunteers. Are you willing to take on a foreign citizenship long-term to help your country? If so, please contact Strategic Air Command today.

Congressional elections are coming up, which means parties are looking for blockers and candidates! Contact a top five party if you’re interested in helping out. It’s worthy of note that with our recent rental agreements, there will be less seats to go around this month. Good luck to all parties and candidates! Let’s have a good clean, election!



Government Jobs

Do you want to break the cycle of dull life? Do you want to make friends and have more fun? If you answered yes to either question, there is a perfect solution for you: Get involved in the eUS government! We have crucial and invigorating opportunities for all citizens, regardless of level, skill set, or past felonies. You could be a persuasive writer or even a treasurer handling countless amounts of treasure. Are you ready to voyage into a world of new excitement? Fill out this form, and you will be right on your way. Thank you!

‘Til next time America,

David Landon
Secretary of Media

Gulden Draak
Deputy Secretary of Media

HobbitTon
White House Staff Writer

Kentel
White House Staff Writer