White House Press Release #108: America's Allies Need You!

Day 925, 22:22 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room
Secretary’s note: It’s been a while since the last White House Press Release. I sincerely apologize for the lack of communication. I take full responsibility. The RL situation I've been facing has been resolved, so expect regular updates to resume

Strategic air command is asking for volunteers to help our allies who face PTO threats. They need two to three hundred volunteers, so do not hesitate to apply. The presidential elections here are rarely decided by less than five hundred votes. By acquiring foreign citizenship, you can vote in an election where your vote matters significantly more than it does at home. Read the article where Rod Damon gives at least two reasons to acquire citizenship in each country.

There is also a PTO threat in the midst. There are Huns pretending to be returning ATO volunteers seeking US citizenship. Current sitting Congress members are reminded to check with IES and follow all relevant protocols before approving citizenship.

There has been some interesting happenings in our country recently. One of our best newspapers is ending its run, as its author, Lt. Scheisskopf is leaving the game because of a lack of time. I hope you join me in wishing him the best with wherever real life might take him.

In other news, the ambassador of the week is announced as Gessho, ambassador to Argentina. Congratulations, and thanks for helping keep us in touch with our neighbors!

Press corps: Be watching your inboxes this week. The program will be set up and ready to go for next term. Again, my apologies for the lack of communication.

‘Til next time America,

David Landon
Secretary of Media

Guarden Draak
Press Secretary