While You Were Saving Your Sheep...
Tyler F Durden
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UNITED PANICDOM!!!
Click to enlarge image of PWNAGE
Now that your sheep are safe...
Marmara has been occupied by Turkey.
Turkey obtained 0.29 GOLD from Pakistan
Northern Cape has been occupied by South Africa.
South Africa obtained 2.14 GOLD from Indonesia
OH NOES! Time to Put The Kettle On!
South Africa Thanks Canada for their help in Northern Cape
UK vs Canada - The Stats - PS Canada won
ktxbai!
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Comments
I sense denial
Who actually expected us to win? Anybody?
FAILMAXXX
😛 3 million wasted damage 😛
And here's what eUK has to show for it
- Still initiative blocked
- Indonesia lost high diamond region, economy collapses further. Also, first time since May 2008, Indonesia only occupies its home regions
- Successful RW so Pakistan can go home 😛
Congratz guys, you've earned it.
You showed the Canadians whos boss! With your 12 MPPs!
Spencer: I expected Canada to win until I realized that nobody really cared about the battle. Then I expected eUK to win and then comment on any troll articles about usafail or something.
Pakistan took a region so they're still there.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/wars/show/1499" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/wars/show/14[..]1499
But yeah, Indo is out!!!
Ace, RWing Pakistan isn't that hard. How about we RW it now while they are busy defending our latest attack 🙂
I'm happy to fight against overwhelming odds- things are more exciting that way.
Can anyone explain to me why Spain took some of Switzerland's regions? I'm assuming this was done with Swiss consent, but still not clear to me...
Very random Gunter.
It's in order to stop those damn Shaoilins from PTOing them. With only one region being contested for congress the Shoalins are F'd
WG: I've heard tell of Russian PTO threat
ooooooooooooooooooooops. 😉
This article fails. out Military were sent else-ware.
Yes, I quite agree. If we hadn't panicked then those Phoenix troops could have been deployed elsewhere. After all, Phoenix exists only to defend the UK, and is completely unable to prioritise different battles.
I'm sorry how many regions have you tsken from us?
While you guarded sheep, we helped take out your ally's High Diamonds and Q5 hospital/DS.
Its called a bait and switch.
UNITED FAILDOM!
U'll see the true power of Canada \o/
Panda attack!
This is where you Canadians are making the mistake, the Indonesia battle etc was not effected by this action... the people defending places like Wales are people whose nations have the MPP's with Britain at the moment it is very often the only battle they can fight currently.
IE it's our 'Two Clicker allies' Rather than the military of the nations, who would be provided moving tickets and deployment orders etc.
In short your helping provide the UK's allied civilians with battles they otherwise might not have gotten. You havn't distracted the Military you've just been paying to train up the Two Clickers of 15 enemy nations. Cheers! Now could you keep it going for oh say 24 more days, I get promoted from Captain at that point at the latest.
Actually, all those MPPs you speak of are also fighting everywhere else too.
lol
Fighting everyday is only a new experience for the UNITED FAILDOM.
The rest of us have been at it for some time.
Example: Right now ALL your strong allies are fighting in other MPP battles of their own national interests.
What, were you born 64 days ago or something?
Oh sorry...you were.
\o/
I was indeed. And you know for all that time for 64 days eCanadians and eUSA have been talking about their big invasion.
And actually it was old when I joined, seriously the first comments I read where people yawning at you lot saying 'When are you coming.' and 'You keep saying that now press the damned button' You lot talk big then fail to actually do anything.
Your all quite dull, as for daily battles being rare in the eUK. hmm not that I've noticed, I think I've been in a battle every single one of the days I've been in the game since hitting level 5. Hmm let me think yes yes I have I have fought a battle every day
Actually Tyler I checked five of the MPP's of the eUK at random of those 5 none of them had any other active battles currently on going other than the eUK's. Now is it that some of the 14 are in other battles of course more than likely. The big boys like Hungary and Russia, more than likely.
Yet at least five of the eUK's allies are.... locked into fighting the eUK one for their two clickers. What did you forget the check beyond Russia and Hungary?
Bang
>>IE it's our 'Two Clicker allies' Rather than the military of the nations, who would be provided moving tickets and deployment orders etc.<<
So the eUK wasn't building the wall ... You were sitting around watching "Ab Fab" reruns and eating crumpets while your allies died on the battlefield? How is that supposed to make things better?
It makes me chuckle to see that the Americans can't really string together a coherent argument without using the word 'fail'.
Canada cannot even into wales =^
South Africa says thanks to Canada, and I say yo Brolliance friends!
-random American/South African soldier
Tyler, you're such a troll...
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-ewem-how-to-move-ecanada-forward-first-step-stop-trolling-1164147/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-ewe[..]/1/20
Fact is, that the attack on Wales by Canada is keeping our (Slovenian) babies alive and active. I'd like to thank you for that. Ofcourse you are going to say something like "Slovenia is a small country" or something similar just to boost your ego but the fact is that its not only Slovenian babies being kept alive and active but all of PHOENIX babies.
lol!
Actually supersupremo, you're quite right.
We too needed a new war to keep our babies training - the Malaysian one was too sporadic.
At least your sheep are safe for now!
Eden keep telling yourselves this bul****t to delude yourself you are doing something worthwhile but you accompilshing nothing but wasting your gold ta for the training wars.
The differance Tyler is your paying for this war not us. out of the last lets see maybe ten battles or so for the eUK we've had to pay for two of them the other eight have been handed to us free of charge. Even better we've not had to Tank for them thanks to the allies present. That means the last ten battles have been pretty much usual expenses for the eUK.
(Midgetland is one of our usual expenses when in doubt our PM's seem to love clicking the attack it button)
Actually, Canada used their gold RWing the UK's ally out of Northern Cape.
Gotta love weapons of mass distraction!
Canada can has come back if we get wiped out - we do not fear death.
Can UK come back?
Lots of tasty infrastructure too...mmhmmmmm
"So the eUK wasn't building the wall ... You were sitting around watching "Ab Fab" reruns and eating crumpets while your allies died on the battlefield? How is that supposed to make things better?"
If you don't understand the concept of a moving military I can understand where you'd be confused there. Our good fighters moved and helped, our two-clickers defended. Not like we need more than two-clickers to defend from canada anyway.
The simple fact is, since you've been attacking the UK, we've lost 0 territories and gained 1, yet you lot are bragging like you've done anything useful.
Want to know what you've really done? Increased our number of players so we're back in the top ten, given us free training wars (so all those new players do even more damage), and wasted three countries gold on keeping us blocked. Good job. Good job lads. Give the tactical advisors of Eden another banana, if you can stop them from throwing feces at each other.
Why is eevryone constantly trying to justify themselves as absolute when really and truly we could all be equally wrong?
Because this is the internet.
It is partly what makes this game intresting
Alberta
Yukon
NWT
Nunavut
Manitoba
Alaska
California
Liaoning
Karnataka
Northern Cape
See a pattern here?
Its called PWNAGE.
Really, is this the best trolling the UK has to offer?
A bunch of 16XP nubs bragging about training babies?
ahhahahhahhhahhah
\o/
That's the funny thing Tyler, we aren't the ones who need to troll.
I effing love this
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Unfortunately your facts are shit
Woldymaxx
Tyler is a "fail generation" shit troll who can't say anything without including "fail"
Tomazim,
Still sore about being banned on eCan IRC?
awwwww
🙁