Where are Pfeiffer and Stanley?

Day 1,305, 10:38 • Published in USA USA • by Princefigs

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Greetings and Salutations America! This is Americas favorite rebel and free thinker welcoming you to another edition of

The Princefigs Report

Listen up people, Princefigs has been watching a story develop recently and I have to tell you....reader beware.

First off, full disclosure, and you may need to sit down for this....I am not fan of Pfeiffer or Stanley Icubus. I know, I know, shocking right? Ok, now that you have had a second to absorb that shock, I have to tell you about what I found out.

After Stanley was elected USWP PP a few days ago, one of his first actions was to fire Pfeiffer...an action I advocated strongly. Anyway, so, I noticed that after his article that he announced Pfeiffer's outing that both Stanley and Pfeiffer seemed to be MIA , thats missing in action for those in Rio Linda.

As your faithful servant, I decided to do some detective work and begin a search for both Pfeiffer and Stanley.

The first step along the quest was to locate them and as such I had to decide which to look for first. That decision was pretty easy. Being that Pfeiffer has 50+ multis, I figured that it would be easiest to find him.

At 10:00pm I get a phone call from one of my operatives saying that there was a Pfeiffer sighting at a bar he frequented. I got the address and headed out. I got to the location on where Pfeiffer was regularly sighted and I saw this sign :
Ladies and Gents, this certainly wasnt my scene, but, I had to find out what was going on for you, my faithful readers. So, I enter the bar and quickly find Pfeiffer sitting near the entrance (thankfully) He was talking with someone , I presume, he was trying to hook up with that night. I was shocked however to see that it was none other than Dishmcds
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Not that I was really surprised, I guess...Dishmcds is always quick to defend Pfeiffer, so, I just I was more caught off guard than shocked by seeing them both hooking up at that type of bar.

Anyway, so Pfeiffer and Dishmcds were pretty upset that I found them out, ofc, they knew I would out them. After they calmed down, I managed to tell Pfeiffer about Stanleys article, which to my surprise Pfeiffer didnt know about yet...nor did he know he had been fired. Apparently, he and Dishmcds had been on a 2 day.....pleasurable binge.....with each other.

Pfeiffer didnt take it well....no pun intended....
This excited Dishmcds, apparently, because he started saying something to Pfeiffer about " going to his house, again, to " cool off and relax ". After I threw up in my mouth, Pfeiffer decided to forego the invitation and go on the prowl for Stanley.

After following for awhile, Pfeiffer made a stop at a house. He jumped on the phone and starting calling up what I found to be later, all of his multis. This took awhile. I took a nap, woke up 2 hours later and he had just finished making the calls and some started arriving.
Once again on the hunt, Pfeiffer ended up finding Stanley using his multi power. Stanley was caught snacking on an ice cream.
Then, it just got ugly.
Stay tuned for future reports.

Thanks for reading, America
Keep it real.