WHAT?! COBRA IS BACK?! AN URGENT WARNING MESSAGE TO ALL CITIZENS!

Day 651, 08:38 • Published in Canada Canada • by AugustusV
EDIT: Please read this response article after finishing reading this article and/or reading the comments as well: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/octavian-f-s-response-to-his-offensive-article-please-vote-this-up--921007/1/20

This article was submitted by a loyal member and servant of the honorable Jacobi Regime.The views expressed in this article are solely the views of the current government, and eWorld Economy Magazine, or Octavian_F may not be held accountable for the views expressed in this article.

No, COBRA is in fact not back, but the Canadian Resistance Movement seems awfully suspicious doesn't it? In fact, I'd even go as far as to suggest they are indeed the next COBRA.

Just as the traitor, Augustus Baldwin, dared to stand against God-Emperor Jacobi, and used vile and vicious tactics to harm Canada and its honorable government, Banach's Canadian Resistance Movement is no better.



This is the campaign poster that the government has issued around Canada to keep citizens wary of potential terrorist threats. Its part of the newly created "Canadian Patriot Act", proposed by the newly formed "Canadian Department of Homeland Security" who resides in the Canadian MoT (Ministry of Truth).


The Canadian Resistance Movement (or CRM for short) is in fact a violent gang, incited by none other than the dreaded Banach, whose aim is to destroy Canada, and do everything in its power to dissolve the Canadian unity and make Canada an easy target for PEACE GC. They might as well have called themselves "The Hungarian Resistance Movement".

Those dirty little terrorists have been operating in strict secrecy, quietly recruiting members of the Canadian public (and even going as far as recruiting members of the Canadian Armed Forces! Oh the nerve!) under the pretext that they seek to liberate Canada. What is that you say?! Banach liberating Canada?! What a crazy idea indeed!

But that clever old Banach is indeed very very sneaky. He has masterfully orchestrated his plan as to dissolve any wandering suspicions that he may indeed be a very evil terrorist.

The CRM has thus provided weapons to its members, and even ordered its members to help out Canada in its war with PEACE!! Yes the CRM really thinks we're that stupid, and that we're gonna fall for these cheap tricks!

But we here at the Jacobi HQ know better than to fall for the CRM's clever trickery such as: Organizing an efficient resistance, providing weapons to its members that the CAF cannot due to insufficient funds and the so called "mismanagement of the Jacobi regime" (pure propaganda I assure you), fighting alongside Canada in its war against PEACE, and pledging to stay out of politics. Ha! These are mere diversions to keep us away from realizing the true nature behind this movement, and similar ones like it such as the equally perverse "Brucks Cannucks".

Well Banach, I, a loyal servant of the magnificent Jacobi regime, see right through your silly attempts to conquer Canada. As God-Emperor Jacobi's loyal servant, myself and others like me (such as the honerable William Duncan), belive that only the God-Emperor Jacobi and his mighty government has the right to liberate Canada. Your silly terrorist attempts at trying to "liberate" Canada are not needed, moreover I think your intentions are to in fact create a mass confusion of who is the real authority here in Canada. No one will belive your lies that you are in fact a bunch of "brave" Canadian that have gone "out of their way" to create a self-funded "resistance movement" to "help" Canada liberate its regions, its lies such as these that simply disgust me.

Some are even starting to say that God-Emperor Jacobi is simply "embarassed" by that fact that the CAF is so "mismanaged", and that we need the so called "resistance groups" to "help fund our soldiers". But I assure you that its pure propaganda, and anyone caught daring to comtemplate any of these profane and perverse ideas (or any others which condem the honerable Jacobi regime) will be immedeately arrested for thought crime by the CSIS, and sent without trial to the Ministry of Love for a complete reprograming. We cannot allow our loyal citizens to walk around being brainwashed by such insane ideas.



A picture of a citizen being reprogrammed and being rid of any perverse ideas


The government is now encouraging a daily dose of "5 minutes of hate" aimed at Banach. Such acts, especially if done in public areas are considered "patriotic service to the state". Constant public haters will be presented with an honorary medal given out by none other than the honorable William Duncan.

Indeed I call for the end of the CRM and other movements like it! We have no need for terrorist organizations when our glorious leader Jacobi is doing such a swell job of running our proud nation!

Any members of such organizations are to be immediately reported to your nearest Gestapo office. Interacting with members of these types of terrorist organizations, failure to report potential members, or attempting to join them yourself, will be considered treason of the highest level and will be punished with immediate execution upon arrest.

Long live our God-Emperor Jacobi!
EDIT: The admins removed "seig heil" from here, so I changed it to "All Hail Jacobi!". Also, I would have appreciated if they contacted me before doing this.

All Hail Jacobi!

HOOORAH!

All Hail Jacobi!

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All Hail Jacobi!

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All Hail Jacobi!

HOOORAH!

Please vote this article up so that all may be informed of the potential terrorist threat. Failure to vote this up will be considered treason of the highest level and William Duncan will personally roundhouse kick you in the face. You shall then be executed on the spot. Thank you for your cooperation.