USA declares war to Japan - These guys are hardcore

Day 747, 10:25 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Mahlak Dependus

December 6th 2009

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Editorial Note ~ Two articles?! In one day?! I must be mad!

Very rarely do I have the inspiration to write two articles in one day. Call it lazyitis, if you will. But after reading the latest article from the US Military Corp paper about their declaration of war to Japan, I had to get my opinion in there.

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So, in typical Yank style, the newly elected President of the USA, Jewitt, has declared war to a country that is less than 6% the size of it. Damn.. these guys are tough. I mean, it's not like they've had over 5 months to follow up their constant threats of invading the UK. Even after we saved them the trouble of paying for declaring war. But no, they've decided to waste some more money and invade Japan with all three of it's valuable high grain regions.

Yeeahhh.. awesome pay back to all, roughly, 400 of it's active players. The US's presidential runner up from November, Woxan, justified as revenge for letting Indonesia use it as a path to the eastern US seaboard (Woxan's article). As I remember rightly, the US were supposed to be the great white knight of the New World. This doesn't seem like the actions of a country who favours diplomacy and peace. Which, hey, you might not want to be. But you guys like to harp on about how you are liberators and defenders of small countries. That's called being a hypocrite (see, we're even giving you free English lessons too).

Remember when you guys used to invade small countries for the "lulz"? Remember when you guys invaded Mexico? Remember when you invaded Canada? This seems incredibly similar to those days. Picking on countries smaller than you again? Tsk tsk America. It's rather sad isn't it? Especially when we've invited you to attack us. Heck, we even took the first shot at you guys. At least return the favour.

We're waiting for you. Three days Jewitt, three days.

Yes I know you were joking, but you might as well make good on one promise since London and Northern Ireland will be very much British by the end of December.

Written and Edited by Mahlak Dependus