UN Declares Congress Victory: Quebec Separation
Tyler F Durden
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Now, I am sure there will be those who say that I am out of line here...especially those who can`t take a joke... I can only IMAGINE who it was...
They run Negative Ads against me, vow to SVT me out of Congress and then when I fight back they cry like little children to the Admins that someone is making them look bad.
Boo /%$? Hoo!
But considering comments made earlier in reference to a 'Big Announcement', I think we can see a pattern forming here.
Canada, and many Quebecois have been played the fool by this small, close knit coterie of Separatists. Like a wolf in sheep's clothing - they have finally shown their true colours and intentions. They are running candidates in CANADIAN regions outside of Quebec relying on Political Correctness to protect them in their pursuit for power.
They Announce Victory in Congress and Separate From Canada!
Three Members of that Party we all know and others are behind this attempt to
PTO Canada's Congress for their own fantasies.
Or maybe it is all just a big ruse?
If you have a vote remaining I call on you to use it to...
Block the Bloc!
Use your vote for any party except the Separatist Union!
Your vote DOES count! Never doubt that! Contact a Top 5 Party President except the Separatists to see how your vote can save our Congress!
Hey Separatists, I think you're looking for this:
http://davekellogg.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/howlers.jpg">Separate
PUSH TEH BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
This is satire x2
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All right, now it's a satire.
Canada won!
Don't feed the trolls...
Weeeeeeeeee are the champioooon, my friiiiiiiiiiiiiiend!
powerown dont quote octo. its not proper manners
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Yep, and somebody go take my IRC name again and give some false munitions to durden.
w00t w00t w00t. Gold medal
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This is hehelarious.
C`mon Zeryt.
I know you were the one who submitted the ticket to the Admins.
Do it again, I dare you.
Yes, I did.
Un peu par pitié.
@Zeryt :
+1
Il fait pitié...
You ruined it - I even got SpockPQ to speak English!
Tons of people were PMing me laughing that I made that happen.
Glad to see you`re such a good sport!
TF Durden : "Tons of people were PMing me laughing that I made that happen"
Tant mieux pour toi...
And after this you wonder why some francophone are after you all the time Tyler...
hint* diplomacy* hint.
Tyler's been looking for a new BFF ever since Octavian dropped off the radar. Glad to see he's found a new dance partner for his "tango of 'tard".
Actually Chucky they came after me after the Iron Income tax bill - and you know that cuz you agreed to it too.
This is pathetic, get a ******* life.
Language laws don't create prosperity, they create only division.
Which is the same as separation.
Pathétique
Fausse publicité. C'est du caca!
If this is a joke, why bother posting such an article Tyler, huh?
In attention deficit I suppose?
Thank you for your comment Omega1759, your input is always valued here at the Soap Box!
Apparently you`re not the only one deficient in the notion of satire.
The report article button is right up there to the right...
@Only Atoms: Actuellement, les lois sur les langues permettent à une partie de la population qui, tout en restant minoritaire (dans le cas qui nous intéresse: les francophones) de se sentir chez elle au sein d'un pays, évitant ainsi des idées telle que le séparatisme, et donc, évitant la division. La vraie source de division demeure l'absence d'un consensus universel, dut à des esprits fermés et de la mauvaise foi, et cela, autant des deux cotés.
Un beau pavé francophone pour toi xD
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No de Champlain- just you really.
Anyone that joyfully arms the enemies of Canada to fight against us will receive full wrath.
So long as you are a member of the UN and they shelter you
- I will not stop.
How you like them apples, mon ami?
M. Loiselle, until we have a referendum or am election in which we get to choose, this is being forced on the majority. Just because some people assume it's good doesn't make it good.
De la vraie merde !
For the record - that ad is not mine.
Only Atoms: Et bien, dans ce cas, empêcher plus du quart de la population active d'un pays à pouvoir pleinement s'épanouir au sein de cette nation, c'est de l'oppression.
Pardonne moi, mais je crois que l'eCanada est une terre de respect et je refuse qu'elle soit la source de quelque chose d'aussi barbare.
vote for extradition in V2!!!
send all the eFrenchies back to "eFrance"
any Quebecers who actually realize that eFrance eabandoned them a couple ehundred years ago can stay in their home country of eCANADA.
lol
Monkey shit fight!!!!!
I suppose this "criminal" ad probably has something to do with this?
http://ecanada.ws/forums/viewtopic.php?f=37&t=5901" target="_blank">http://ecanada.ws/forums/viewtopic.php?f[..]5901
Just a guess, but I think it's a good one. 😉
"vote for extradition in V2!!!
send all the eFrenchies back to "eFrance"
any Quebecers who actually realize that eFrance eabandoned them a couple ehundred years ago can stay in their home country of eCANADA."
Sur une échelle de 1 à 10 du quebec bashing club, tu gagnes officiellement le premier prix et ce n'est pas à ton honneur...
Is this a satire? I'm thinking it's serious, but I can't be sure.
LOL
Dominik:
It's serious, but it's camouflaged as satire since Tyler got humiliated by having his article taken out (rightfully so) by the admins...
BTW, I have not heard comments from him on the PEI race, that would be interesting to see.
Every single hour, TFD is behaving more and more like a enraged dog. I find that pretty funny... 😉
Who's the big loser of this election again?
No Omega1759, it is satire.
You can tell it is because of the size 75 font I used to say:
"This is satire".
My comments on the PEI race Omega1759?
I won top seat. You got no votes despite wasting gold telling everyone to vote for you to keep me out of Congress.
I accomplished everything I set out to do for the election Omega1759, did you?
Labeling something satire doesn't mean you can say anything. This isn't satire - This Hour has 22 Minutes is satire - this is idiotic, political editorial. Its like comparing The Daily Show to Rush Limbaugh.
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Michael
It really just depends on your perspective...
Just take the joke like a man, and move on
How many Forfeit Points do you have left Octoban_F?
Oh and by the way Octobot_F, you take anyone's side that is on the other side of me.
You're a flip flopper!
OctoFlop_F!
only atoms a dit : << Language laws don't create prosperity, they create only division. Which is the same as separation. >>
Premièrement; vous mélangez culture et économie.
Deuxièmement; les régulations linguistiques ont été mises en place démocratiquement et elle correspondent à la réalité (e)Canadienne.
Enfin, vos multiples prises de position tentant de faire valoir le poids de la majorité anglophone sans considération pour les droits humains garantis par la constitution ni pour les lois votés par le parlement sont anti-(e)Canadiennes et impérialistes.
+10 pour Paul Emix
+1 pour Emix mais ne parles pas trop de la vraie vie. Même si certaines personnes des autres provinces semblent avoir des cours d'histoires merdiques à leurs écoles.
Ouai, les parallèles RL/IG ne font que créer plus de dispute qu'il en a déjà. Faut faire attention.
Merci pour votre appui. Je suis d'accord pour séparer la vv du jeu, bien sûr. Je voulais encourager certains de nos détracteurs à en faire autant 😉