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Turkey and Spain--Two Lovers

Day 1,458, 13:31 • Published in USA Indonesia

• by Gagon The Great Cajeta Lover

Citizens of the Free World,

Do you like love stories? Sit then, young padawans. Once upon a time, there was thing-girl named Turkey, and this transvestite named Spain. Neither could decide which one was the man in the relationship, so naturally, they started to argue. They argued a lot. Spain didn't want to put out anymore and started to cheat on Turkey. So Turkey got upset and beat Spain. This led to a crisis in the ONE household. Hungary, Sweden, Serbia, and the rest were unsure of what to do. So they ignored the girl, Turkey, and sided with Spain. So Turkey got a new man to make Spain jealous, but it was not enough. They just started arguing more. Eventually, Spain made lots of promises about false love and respect, you know, what guys say to girls to try to convince them things will change. But things didn't, nor will they. Spain will just use Turkey again and run away when she gets pregnant. This my friends, is not true love, this is simply a ONE night stand.

Comments

pure_evil Day 1,458, 13:32

Turkey on Spain action? Me likey!

Dio Jazar Day 1,458, 13:40

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/turkey-in-one-1906113/1/20

Sir Arthur William Currie Day 1,458, 13:48

what they gonna name der baby?

KutlukBilgeKulUcheBiraderiniz Day 1,458, 13:50

eturkey=asslickers

BubaDelikvent Day 1,458, 13:52

seems turkey likes to take it 😁

TemujinBC Day 1,458, 13:52

ONE night stand.

ablugath Day 1,458, 13:53

voted reyiz

Timur Han Day 1,458, 14:04

Spain will just use Turkey again and run away when she gets pregnant. This my friends, is not true love, this is simply a ONE night stand.

Epic

Kutluk Bilge Kul Cito Day 1,458, 14:10

ONE night stand.

Hanzio Day 1,458, 14:19

FAF CarolM Day 1,458, 14:28

ONE love.. ONE life http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sonYFxHHvaM

ilphen Day 1,458, 14:38

hhe 😛

Finway Day 1,458, 14:39

Glove is Love : o

Jon Vontalmo Day 1,458, 14:40

ONE night stand

25RUS Day 1,458, 14:56

Here we need help each other friends!!!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/16805
FIGHT 4 LIGHT!!!

Uhriventis Day 1,458, 15:04

This happened to me before.

I ran.

pbuh Pedo be upon him Day 1,458, 15:59

Great job calling Turkey a bitch in a safe way in your article. I'm sure your mother will be very proud of you. Besides, just take it like a man, EDEN is the sex slave of all non-EDEN. And USA is experiencing DP by Serbia and Poland... That was just my story for those who love to hear stories.

You are not offended, I hope?

Mister Y Day 1,458, 16:00

Turkey and Spain - Two Losers.

kloraq Day 1,458, 16:04

iNCi is the biggest arse licker of this game, and unfortunately Glove is their bitch for a long time.

true story : (

Gagon The Great Cajeta Lover Day 1,458, 16:05

Kloraq has not had a girlfriend in a long time, unfortunately that makes him very angry.

true story : (

kloraq Day 1,458, 16:10

You gotta ask your anan about that : (

Gagon The Great Cajeta Lover Day 1,458, 16:11

She is dead panpa : (

kloraq Day 1,458, 16:14

Don't blame me for it : (

Gagon The Great Cajeta Lover Day 1,458, 16:15

You gave her AIDS 🙁

kloraq Day 1,458, 16:20

Yeah, but I also gave her a son who became the president of USA even though it's in a web based game. She died as a proud mom believe me.

Her last words were "Glove is love"

A tear dropped into my barbarian Turk moustache at that exact moment
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