To Teabag Or Not To Teabag?

Day 790, 16:29 • Published in Canada Canada • by Tyler F Durden
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With apologies to William Shakespeare...

To Teabag, or not to Teabag: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous occupation,
Or to take arms against a sea of United Faildoms,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we Teabag
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to Teabag;
To Teabag: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that invasion of United Faildom what dreams may come
When we have logged off this immortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so boring a life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of Phoenix,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the button pusher's delay,
The insolence of high office and the spurns
That patient merit of the worthy soldier takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a Q5 bodkin? who would inventories bear,
To grunt and sweat in the trenches with countrymen,
But that the dread of something after death which cannot,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
All travellers return, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of, but want?
Thus eMorality does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought and hesitation,
And enterprises of great pith and moment go for naught
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. - attack you, now!
The fair Anomie! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.





So what say you?

To Teabag or not to Teabag?



If you are FOR Teabagging the eUK, comment with a single Aye


If you be AGAINST Teabagging the eUK, comment with a single Nay


*Organizations do not count



Ongoing Tally:



Aye: 112 (Some of our Polish friends showed up)


Nay: 3


* The two 'Nay' are from an eIndonesian...and even if he doesn't count, Trenton Rendell's drunken "Nye" may, and even if that doesn't count, some nub with 7 Wellness said nay.*





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