Tired of Bitter Politics? Vote Fascist Party
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by Grev Per
Tired of bitter politics? By all means vote Fascist Party, or alternatively go to lemonparty
Aren't you tired of worrying about the economy?
We here at the Fascist Party believe you shouldn't have to worry about the economy. We have a crack team of experts who will worry about it for you. What you need to do is relax. You have enough on your plate working every day, and then going to the military base to train every day. Why should you worry about the economy?
Be stress-free, vote Fascist.
Can't Figure Out Who to Vote For and You Don't Really Care Anyways?
We here at the Fascist Party understand that ePolitics is boring, underdeveloped and ultimately pointless. No one really cares about some socialists (NERDS) lame 5 year plan. No one's interested in the libertarians (DORKS) ideas of a free-market.
We at the fascist party will eliminate this boring aspect of the game. With 1 party there is only 1 choice. Vote fascist party and you will never hear a whiney socialist, libertarian or other type of economy geek try and get your vote.
Isn't that more valuable than democracy?
Vote Fascist!
But eLife is just so complicated, I don't know what to do anymore!
We here at the Fascist party understand. And we say, never fear, for we are here! If your eLife is too complicated, don't worry. We will tell you what to do and make your decisions for you. No one wants to play a game that gets too complicated or isn't fun. We'll do the research for you, and then we'll make the best choice for you. All you got to do is enjoy the benefits of our hard work.
Can you name any other party that would do that for you?
I didn't think so.
Vote Fascist Party!
Vote HrBjorn!
Vote Grev Per!
One Party!
One Love!
One Ring to Bind....
Vote Fascist Party and we might burn Lord of the Rings.
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I'm a concerned citizen with absolutely no connection to Grev Per and I say thank God for the fascist party!
I too, am a concerned citizen. Let's end the deceit and treachery of other corrupt parties, no more lies! Thank God for the Fascist Party!
The Captain King approves of this message, and of the two concerned citizens above!
HrBjorn is also a concerned citizen with absolutely whatsoever no connection to Grev Per and HrBjorn says thank God for the fascist party!
HOLST AND CHAOS! OR JUST CHAOS!
Agree with A. Holst.. He is, afterall, the holiest person in all of eDenmark!
Technically according to Danishism, I'm the holiest person in all of Denmark, nay, in all the world.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/danishism-a-religion-that-makes-fun-of-the-swedes--730293/1/20
Damn... Then why did he say so when he forced me on my knees and made me kiss his holy lollipop?!
My Places -> Party -> Resign -> Are you sure? -> Yes -> Join Party -> HrBjorns Fascist Party -> Become Member!!!! As a concerned citizen with no previous connection to the Fascist party or it's founders I say thank god for the Fascist Party!
Well second holiest ain't bad.
The fascist speak the truth. Always!
As a concerned citizen with no previous connection to the Fascist party or it's founders I say thank god for the Fascist Party!
I wanna be president in eDanmark..
@st00r
I think we can arrange that if you can remove eVatandas from the face of the earth... Or at least make him stop playing erep...