Three Years Too Many
Day 1,264, 23:47
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by Dominik
First off, happy 3rd birthday to me.
So, I'm going to make this as concise as possible. My original plan was to make a really butthurt rage-quit article, but after Kilgore stole my idea, I needed a plan B.
My Plan B involves quitting this crappy game without actually quitting. You see, we now have a sexy beast as our CP and I would hate to miss what is sure to be a glorious month... or 8 months. It was worth him winning just to watch the psuedo-anarchists at MOO crap their boxers at a victory that wouldn't have been possible without them. But, I digress.
So, the point is, I am leaving this game... sort of. I can't seem to ever be able to rage-quit with a bang, so I'm going to fade out like I usually do and hope it will be permanent this time. Meanwhile, I am dropping my official duties (whatever they may be- I'm not sure if I technically have a position anywhere anymore) and, instead, will be acting as Kazuo Leblanc's adviser and confidant: I know his deepest secrets- PM me for a free sample or call toll free 1-800-KAZUO-LIKES-TO-DO-THINGS-WITH-MONKEYS and receive the full collection for only 2.99gold (roughly 5,600,000CAD). Call in the next 30 minutes and receive the 2012 Jacobi Swimsuit Calendar absolutely free of charge!
Thought it was about time for a picture.
Anyways, here are some Frequently Asked Questions:
Are you actually quitting? You seem to have a hard time doing so.
Don't doubt my quitting abilities. Once I stop secretly pulling the government's strings, I'm done.
Why should I care about you? Isn't this article just a gigantic waste of space?
Yes. Yes, it is.
Why are you quitting?
When you play a browser game for 3 years, some nostalgia is inevitable. When the admins of said browser games do everything in their ability to make the game progressively worse, the question "why would you play such a game?" comes to mind. Well, I've always justified it by invoking the community. Quite frankly, the community nowadays is significantly weaker than what it used to be. Without going into personal attacks, I'm just going to say that the game mechanics are poor, the community is now poor and there are few redeeming qualities to eRepublik when you come right down to it. (see, that was the rage part)
You seem to be implying that you're not really quitting immediately. Are you?
Nobody said I have to be consistent or make sense.
When is the party celebrating your departure?
Tomorrow, 10pm, Addy Lawrence's house. BYOB
Is it true you have an enormous penis?
Hehe. I can't count how many times I have received a PM asking this question. Almost as many times as there are orgs I have access to. The answer is: ask Scorpius.
Can I have your stuff?
No. Go to hell.
In conclusion, I am quitting, but not really. I will quit fully once I feel like it. Also, it's my 3rd e-birthday- celebrate.
More importantly, I hate each and every one of you. Especially Artorius Perim... thief.
-Dominik
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I almost voted.
"how I roll."
I own "how I roll". You can't use it. Just like Steve Carrell owns "That's what she said."
Have a little respect, for me and yourself.
Happy?
Quitting again? You dirty socialist bastard, happy 3rd eBirthday.
a beast as our CP, really???
''It was worth him winning just to watch the psuedo-anarchists at MOO crap their boxers at a victory that wouldn't have been possible without them.''
Haha have to agree
The CP election was lame. I just voted for Aeriala.
Are you sure I can't have your stuff?
See you at your 4th eBirthday party.
It's all Dom's fault. The Walrus brought us peace.
While there may be some “interesting or fun times” to be had in the back rooms including “luz”, often at the expense of other eCanadian players, by design a very small percentage of the players gets to witness (much less understand) that side of this community, if you can call the eCanadian “team” a community.
What is painfully visible to everyone, is the spiteful atmosphere so prevalent in eCanada, the multi-accounts, the level of mistrust, the unabashed presence, tacit acceptance of and / or inability to deal with corrupt players, the divisiveness.
Add to that the close-minded attitude of the Admin, with their lack of communication and support, and you have a broken game, the only reason to stay being for the “team”, the community, if one exists....
So many dead, unemployed and dying... some players resurrecting only to lie dormant soon again. Even 1ronman (Jb or whoever had final control) has finally called it a day, choosing New York as his final resting place.
Dominik, “...so I'm going to fade out...”
You are by far one of the brightest stars in the eCanadian sky. I'll always remember you as a member of “The Team”, the original eCanadian Community, when those words really meant something.
o7 Dominik
The picture of the hot dog is quite graphic, I urge you to remove it.
(...I can see his butthole...!!!)
Dear Dominik,
YOU ROCK, DON'T EVER CHANGE
~Octavian_F
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