The OhFU SCAM - Senior Citizens' Assistance Money
George Armstrong Custer
Dateline: March 8, 2015 (Day 2665)
Location: Sun City, Arizona
Reporter: OhFU Party President "Old Man" Custer
Music: It Don't Come Easy: Ringo Starr at the Concert for Bangladesh (1971)
Editor’s Note: Please forgive my apparent lack of activity.
RL is really rockin' and, as we all know, RL > Game.
Starting Over: It Don't Come Easy
The OhFU SCAM (Senior Citizens Assistance Money) Program is rocking the revived and now revitalized life of a returning old player I found in scouring the ranks of the Socialists' Party.
He left the game prior to the advent of V2, and so upon returning had the basic setup of Companies Plato offers new players, but no funds and no way to beat the curve set against non-paying players.
This player is now Training at a decent level, with another Training Upgrade to come when those come on sale again next month.
He's also nearly Food self sufficient-- again, with more Company Upgrades coming next month.
We're also working on getting him set up to produce small arms, so he'll be able to generate a modest income beyond Fight supplies from his MU.
All this in exchange for... nothing. It's free.
The catch? He's already active in his MU and his Party, and promises to pay it forward to the community of players in continued activity as a contributing member of our American society.
The cost?
Well, so far, around 60 gold and 3500cc (probably more, I can't find my reading glasses), plus I threw in a boatload of extra Weapons and Food.
My point?
SCAM funds are running dangerously low. We can probably finish fixing this guy up, but there's nothing in the kitty for the next guy.
We try to do this every month, sometimes every other month. Sometimes two in a month. We've SCAM'd, I think, six returning old players since we started the program.
It's What We Do
So this is what the OhFU SCAM Program does. Not an ongoing handout, but a real hand UP.
We help lift a returning old player to a decent level of play, and he stays and contributes back instead of becoming discouraged and leaving again.
It's a small price to pay for the benefit it brings to America.
If you like the idea, you can Donate small money via Endorsing this article.
or you can Donate Big Money to either Kaptain Kidd or to myself.
Your Old Fu-ks United Party Officials, “The Committee,”
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PP Custer, Zheng He, Melissa Rose, Ralphy "No Pants" Ericson, and Kaptain Kidd
Shout It a Lot!
The OhFU SCAM - Senior Citizens' Assistance Money
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2504315/1/20
A Hand UP, Not a Handout
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873 readers know that Old Fu-ks are the best fu-ks.
Comments
Shout It a Lot!
The OhFU SCAM - Senior Citizens' Assistance Money
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2504315/1/20
A Hand UP, Not a Handout
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OhFU Party Spokesman Kaptain Kidd's article:
SCAMMED AGAIN, OH, F-U
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2504270/1/20
Goals are a great challenge.
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Very nice program, and its great to see you guys not just taking naps all day.
Endorsed and sent some cash
Donate to Oh, FU. It's a good provision against old age.
I heartily endorse assistance to senior citizens!
Custer is a good dude.
and over the years he is cleaning up his language, well some. 😃
o/
I feel my old bones regaining some hope reading this
The revolution will not be televise😛 http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-idea-bring-the-game-back-to-life-2504659/1/20
SFP!
LOL~
we've taken in a good bit of funding.. long way to go.
thanks, and please keep on rollin' that cash on in..
Huzzah for the oldfags!
1 and change Gold incoming to you, GAC.