The man, the myth, the proposition
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by Bertil Gurkvatten
Some of you may remember Prop. Joe, but few of you really know what he did for our country. Seeing as how I have taken over his position as Chief of secret operations, a position so classified, I do not even know myself what I am supposed to do, I figured I should educate the world on what Prop. Joe did for sweden.
Apart from being an international general manager, and a 300+ lbs tank, he also acted as an intelligence service, providing the swedish military with information on finding cheap weapons and tracking damage done. Some of you may think this sounds an awful lot like eFRA, but more on that in a bit.
Prop. Joe dissapeared shortly before V1 launched, and if you look at his profile you will notice he is listed as "Dead Citizen" and "Permanently Banned", but he is still listed at 100% wellness. This is because he is now even more of an eArtificial lifeform.
Prop. Joe was injured in the second swedish-german war, and parts of his body were replaced with scrap metal we salvaged from the defect Q0 Great Weapons. The result was RoboProp:
Built by a combination of some of the best construction and manufacturing workers Sweden had to offer, he moved to Romania, and the carnage that ensued has since then been known as "hungry in Hungary", as he not only absorbed all the bullets shot at him, but also at all the food in Hungary.
However, the weight he accumulated by feasting on hungarian food and led was too much for his exo-skeleton, and it crumbled. We were unable to salvage his entire body, and instead ended up with only being able to salvage his head, by putting it in a giant jar. He is currently hooked up to the eFRA network, and is controlling all of it. Even though AndroX claims he is the one controlling all of eFRA, he is truely only making sure Prop. Joe is fed with DRK's klegg and Meat Shakes. The super computer formerly known as Prop. Joe has started calling himself "JOE 9000" lately, for reasons so classified, we would have to send you to eAlbania if we were to tell you.
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Greetings Joe!
hello again Joe
I'd like to clarify that Prop. Joe is not back in person, but he does remain as a head in a jar.
If you have five dollars and Proposition Joe has five dollars, Proposition Joe has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Proposition Joe's computer. Proposition Joe is always in control.
Apple pays Proposition Joe 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Proposition Joe can sneeze with his eyes open.
Proposition Joe can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Proposition Joe is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Proposition Joe destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Proposition Joe can kill two stones with one bird.
It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Proposition Joe!
Misho, Proposition joe is no Chuck Norris XD
Chuck Norris was a middleweight champion in no touch karate.
Proposition Joe has mastered the atomic butt-drop!
Prop was used as our Q5-DS in beta. Nobody dared to attack when he stood in line picking his teeth with a Q4-weapon.
Prop once sneezed in the swedish congress and we had to elect 5 new congress members since no one has been able to find them after their screaming exit through a window.
Prop took the wrong turn and ended up on the field during Super Bowl XLII. The game was paused for 45 minutes due to entire defense line of New York Giants got a sudden need to visit the toilet.
Prop offered to "straighten up" the tower of Pisa in order to get a life time of free pizzas. Italy turned the offer down in order not to make a second raise in taxes within 6 montrs.
When prop joe falls into water, prop joe doesn't get wet, water gets prop joe
Prop. Joe beat the final boss of erepublik, the ending was apparently lackluster.
jag störde mig mest på han...
I've been told that the ladies of erep always admired Prop in secret but never dared to admit that, in fear of him actually finding his way to their refrigerator.
Dear Swedish Citizens !
I am Sturmwehr, the editor of Vox Hungarica II, one of the most popular Hungarian gazette.
To show my respect to your folk, I have made an informative summary about your country in Hungarian language !
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check this link out , vote and subscribe !
http://www.erepublik.com/en/a[..]/1/20
For the creating of the Swedish-Hungarian friendship !
Cheer, Friends !
Voted!!
@Kape, maybe you are right but I didn´t fear him.