Don't eat our junk!

Day 254, 09:23 • Published in Sweden Sweden • by DRK Group
Don't eat our junk!

DRK Food has been accused to produce cheap junk food. We agree, but it's good junk and it will make you survive in this tough world. But for the sake of God dont eat it!

DRK is proud to present the Automatic Eating System! Here is how it works and what you do!

How it works
The Automatic Eating System (AES) will stuff one load of Klägg(tm) down your throat everyday as long as you've got the AES loaded with Klägg(tm). You can load the AES with up to thirty loads of Klägg at a time.

Klägg consists of all the vitamins, carbs and protein you need to click twice and fight bugs. Klägg is good for your Wellness, your Strenght and it will make your Avatar look more attractive to the opposite sex. Klägg provides you with a special Erepublik bugbonus if you fight!

What you do!
You visit your local Klägg dealer and ask for a AES. You will then be contacted by DRK powers to be - just follow the White Rabbit - and the Automatic Eating System will be quickly assembled to you in a painful but otherwise harmless surgical procedure.
Then you buy Klägg from DRK and load your AES by opening the recently installed hatch back in your neck. (it can be wise to use mirrors the first time but you will get used to it.)

With DRK's Automatic Eating System and Klägg you no longer have to eat! Why waist time to cook a fancy dinner when you know it will all come down to bugs and server maintenance in the end? Why wait on V.1 tomorrow when you can have beta Klägg today?

If you are looking for job in the food business and have 3+ in skill, don't be shy - contact Bartender (or send a PM to this account) and he'll serve you a couple of beers and some shoots while he describes how to make Klägg.