The Lord of the Votes

Day 705, 07:49 • Published in Japan Japan • by Laurana Psion

One Vote to win it all,
One Vote to fool them,
One Vote to enter into congress
and in the bureaucracy pwn them.
- Extract from The Ajay Bruno Handbook of Good Governance


What this little bit of plagiarism, paraphrasing and cheese hopes to do is highlight a simple message for you, whoever you are, no matter your eRepublik allegiances or even your RL beliefs:

One vote is all it takes for a disaster to happen, and all you have is one!

Make sure you use your very important vote, but make sure you do so with care.

[Inspired in part by a certain article of refreshing truth and clarity (as well as a few splashes of my own boredom)]
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Candidate of Hokkaido,
Laurana "Psi"
25/10/2009
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Reflections upon Elections

Three Votes for the silver-tongued, their words always a shrouded lie,
Seven for the gold-diggers, their morals as easy as the gold they stole,
Nine for two clicking players doomed to “die”,
One for the Ajay Bruno, at your expense he’ll troll,
In the land of eRepublik where multi’s lie.
One Vote to win it all, One Vote to fool them,
One Vote to enter congress and in the bureaucracy pwn them
In the land of eRepublik where multi’s lie.
- The Ajay Bruno Handbook of Good Governance
Disclaimer: This extract is entirely e-fictional and any relation to e-real life persons is purely coincidental. Just think "Bend it like Beckham". Had absolutely tap all to do with him.
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