The greatest danger...

Day 2,364, 12:11 • Published in United Kingdom Republic of China (Taiwan) • by dougal4chaos



The greatest danger...
written by Jack Jockson
commander of 7th Cavalry


The greatest danger for UK does not come from the underground, it comes from above. That fear that the sky would fall down. The airstrike.

From north, west, south and east there is no fear of an invasion, but the airstrike... oh dear.
On our north there is Iceland. They won't attack UK.
On our west, there's Canadians. Americans hold them down.
On our south, there's France. They make good wine... in Chile.
On our east...


Operation Scandinavia

Operations on our east are proceeding as planed. The danger of the Asgard alliance will be put down today. There was some minor indecision about who shall UK border on the east, Poland or Netherlands, but Polish president being a lazy student taking long naps all morning, this is past now.

.....

7th Cavalry done extremely well in this operation. We fought for Russia, but not without little difficulty. Russia, an ally of Chile and USA, our friends, as we found out, is in war.






New operation for next week

7 days ago Ukrainian congress declared war on Russia.
Russia and Ukraine clash in Central Black earth and Donbas, Ukraine ceding part of her territory to Rumania and Hungary, they push towards Moscow. WTF, we're fighting here in Finland while someone's trying to get into Moscow?

Russian allies: Chile, Mexico, Bulgaria, Germany, Republic of Macedonia, USA
Ukrainian allies: Spain, Latvia, Croatia, UK, Albania, Turkey




A part of the world where Sirius and Aurora alliances are all mixed up. A part of the world where 7th Cavalry is needed. Commander of 7th Cavalry is, we must admit, a little puzzled here. So...






So I ask my party president. He's level 111, he knows stuff. Situation requires a political decision.

Bulgaria as I have found out, has stepped in. Hungary and Romania are facing an obstacle here.


7th Cavalry soldiers, listen now, we are joining Bulgarian side in this war. The odd Bulgarian says Ukraine has to stop playing Napoleon, so our task is to pacify them and bring peace. No pasaran. They shall not pass.

Your battle priorities for next week have been set according to this policy. Follow your battle orders.



This is where we fight next week less the the sky falls down.