Operation Scandinavia
Day 2,361, 10:59
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by GibGeordie
Daily orders, day 2360
This is a message from commander Jack Jockson to soldiers of 7th Cavalry.
For next week our priorities have changed as explained in 7th Cavalry feed. We shift our operations from liberation of the British isles to conquering Scandinavia.
Make sure you are stationed in Chile, so you won't have to spend much money for traveling, as Chile has all the MPPs we have plus more. Make sure you earn a good salary. If you see any minor glitch in daily orders, consult your Captain. Chocolate bar is not your priority.
Soldiers, your daily order is set.
Fight for Russia.
We are not to waste time on finishing operatins in British isles. Cavalry as the fastest unit shall encircle the enemy instead.
While British units got their orders to attack Norway, we will attack from the east, from Russia, where they don't expect us. When we squeeze the enemy, our armies shall meet where they shall meet.
On your horse, soldiers. We are stealing this land before Poland does.
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Russia?
Yes mister congresman, Russia.
We don't have MPP, but 7th Cavalry have ways.
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By the way, can you see Sweden on the map?
LOL 😛
If you don't maybe School should be you're next step in life.
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how come 7th cav got most members and so little kills and damage?
3.25 times more members and it does 4 times less kills and 5 times less damage
than funky does
That's a question I hear a lot and always want to ask in return how come funky doesn't win battles when they should or either have a bad timing, miscalculate into a wrong time zone or maneuver real slowly and get stuck in a mud road of a 44% wall...
We deliver about the same damage.
1 Funky Militia 2,079,701,143
2 Royal Army Dental Corps 1,046,758,990
3 Free British Irregulars 989,139,502
4 TUP Family 638,185,132
5 Red Coats 559,622,747
6 Royal Navy 476,623,641
7 7th Cavalry 440,259,279
In which way is that about the same?
most of your members are probably inactive
and if you are UK military unit, it means MoD orders should be your orders. If you choose the battles you want to fight in, of course you will end up winning, coz they are no priority battles of any alliance..
In which way we are about the same? Say a person would like to read a book. It's dark, he has to use a light. So he has this candle and this 60Watt light bulb. Then which light would he use, would he sit down comfortably and light up this 7th Cavalry candle or would he sit down in the middle of the road under this Funky Militia streetlight? Our result is about the same, a readable book.
About your second question, we are independent unit. We fight for friends, allies, we are royal guard. We don't always care about MoD, he doesn't pay us a penny. Runs a mediocre conventional tactics. Why should we? The friends we fight for often return the favor.
We're building the capacity now to have 21 Captains, we're making a unit the sun never sets down on. Very mobile if you know how Captains work, always in a battle where we can make the difference. Effective damage is bigger than an average one.
Thats pretty much non sense what your saying, which 650 members or so, you should have way more kills than you have now, your members are mostly lower rank, so its obvious damage isnt great. but the only excuse for the lack of kills is member inactivity. and whats that rubish with the light? perhaps you need some medical advice?
there's nothing wrong with low activity it's natural, lots of our members are just part time guests. Current CP of Australia was once our guest member. I don't know what makes you think we're a large group?
The fact you have 618 members? The fact you have 21 regiments?
What do you mean? It's an average 618. Wait... I forgot I'm comparing among UK groups... just a sec...
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