The Golden Cock Award.
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by Krimpiekat
Introducing a new award. Blatantly stolen from my favorite car show. Top Gear.
I give you: The Golden Cock award!
This will be given to people doing or saying stuff that I see as stupidity/idiocy/lunacy above and beyond the call of duty.
The first nominees were:
1.) Joseph Rich for giving his account password to some punk.
It took teamwork between me and zamrg to get it back
2.) The Uruguay congress that couldn't vote down a NE proposal even tho they tried twice. BTW, I love the Uruguay guys, but Zeix, admit it, my congress > yours 😃
3.) Myself. For setting wincenty1 to work on negotiating with poland on our MPP renewal, forgetting about it and putting zamrg to work on the same thing.
And the winner is:
SamGibz! For this particular piece of prose:
"We see the return of many older players. It is great to see them around offering their support. Krimpie has managed to drag them out from under their rocks that they had hidden themselves so well for months. I am however concerned that they may start to dominate the game once more ostracising the upcoming players. They were once senior players and it would be difficult for them to just sit back I fear. They need to be disciplined and understanding of the new situation, and that they have been out of the game for a while and things have changed."
Sam you complete and utter cock. We're trying to get them back in the game. They have a lot of valueble experience to share with the new players. Not to make your insecurities worse.
In this cabinet there are no senior players.
Only hard workers and whining little bitches.
Which are you going to be?
You want respect.
Earn it.
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Very good, I loled, wish my cock had diamonds like that one does.
I loled a lot, voted!
lol
lol
LOL
ROFL!
Things like this is why I love this game.
Epic Krimpie! Just... epic!
Oh, and congratz Sam!
Nice one! And I give myself a golden cock award for returning in the first place. The craziness will get to me again in no time, ha ha.
Tbh, I am not even going to reply to your stupidity. I am not saying that they are not welcome. Anyway, I like the Golden Cock and so I am going to keep it.
ffs, Krimpie, you know Sam is going to enjoy the golden cock.
Not to mention their old connections. Voted.
Sam loves teh cock? 😮
All Hail teh golden cock
that's.. tiny
clap*, clap*, clap*
He'd rather keep the tiny cock. What's wrong with that?
Hey, you named an award after me, that's sweet.
Anyway, I'm really gonna step up my stupid game. I want that award. By the way, my IRC password is bananahammock316
Krimpie is scared. That is why he dragged his entourage of authoritarian sheep from under their rocks. He felt he needed to strengthen himself from the rising rebels. Krimpiekat = Ben Ali = Mubarak = Finished.
Speaking of whining little bitches.. jisses! how are you miss?
I'm still waiting for a constructive idea from you young lady.
But your allegory to mubarak is a bit off. Unlike him I survived the impeachment 🙂
Dude, I'm serious. Stop your whining and people might start taking you serious. Golden cock award or not, even listen to sam if he has something to say that will help rebuild eSA.
You just dont get it. You earn respect, you dont demand it like you seem to think.
Will Sam discipline us oldsters with his golden cock?
Wait...did he mention sheep?
Oh krimpiepussy you little insignificant. I know in your dreams I allow you to kiss me the way you want me but I guess it is because you are frustrated with being my biatch in this place. But then it is normal for people to seem stronger by trying to talk their master down.
And you want to talk to me bout constructive ideas? Exactly how constructive has this little article of yours been?
Hey Jisses, can i have a sheep?
Come miss, you can do better than that.
Remove your buttplug so your brain can get some air then retry
He has a buttplug? Whats it called? I bet its Krimpie.
Jisses just want moar cock
Holly um I mean Jisses - WTF!!!!
Boob?
Hey, isn't that what Mark is?
I think so. Apparently I am too. And if I am, so are you, monkeyman.
Darn it I missed out
@JR - Employ me and you can be a boob too.
I am going to start an "elitist" forum titled Boob Brigade and we can all go on there and talk about milk
We could always just change the name of the DB since we are already elitist and have a forum in which we talk about milk. Who doesn't love boobs?
A shame the little krimpie boy lover has been out argued. Who told you to insult?....wait let me try it krimpie style...your mama?
^ Insignificant little person
i love top gear
*facepalm*
It certainly is great to see our CP openly insulting people. Great leadership qualities.
Seriously, your idea of politics would have us baking pies for each other in the spirit of goodwill.
were is Chris I need to find a boob & he/she hasn't shown me one today.
Ey markie boy. Didn't even see you there. Isn't it like past your curfew in the old age home? You should go sleep before the nurses catch you and deny you your checkers game tomorrow as punishment!!! You wouldn't want that, would you?
*Hugs Jisses
**Catches herpes
"It certainly is great to see our CP openly insulting people. Great leadership qualities."
I'd have to echo this.
LOLZ glad it wasn't me
I'd rather have us baking pies for than constantly at each other's throats. Communities dont grow from internal conflicts, they wither and eventually die off.
Seisan, learn to laugh. If Sam, JR, and everyone else involved can laugh it off, why can't you? This is a game, people want to have fun.
If your idea of fun is to belittle others who have insulting articles written about them at least once a week, I feel sorry for you.
For gods' sakes, are we twelve years old? Shameful article, and comments - mine too.
@ Seisan. We must have a little fun in the game? All work and no play, makes eRep a boring game...
Where krimpie run off to? Been called out by his citizens for being a bad leader and has no reply?
@Mark, I love milk especially with weet bix