The Daily Dispatch: Day 1,523

Day 1,523, 05:20 • Published in USA USA • by The Libertine






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Welcome to Day Three of the Dispatch.

Big news! The text-only business ad prices have been decreased dramatically. Our creakity old bean counter told that more is better when it comes to business ads and it is time to open the flood gates!

Check out our updated pricing here: http://bit.ly/DispatchPricing

And.... As a single day special, today we'll be giving out one free day of text-only advertising (on any topic) to every single reader. It can be a business ad, an election ad, a personal ad, or a newspaper link, or anything else. Send in your free text ad to Sir Gulden Draak and it will appear in tomorrow's paper. Spread the word and let's see who's group can organize a one day ad bomb best!

May your today be great and tomorrow always be even better,
The Daily Dispatch staff




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Today only: free one day text-only ad for any and all readers. Check in for more info:

http://bit.ly/TheDailyDispatch