Take A Friggin' Chill Pill Already!
Day 1,000, 11:30
•
Published in USA 
•
by
•
by George Armstrong Custer
They call it Diazepam these days.
Dateline: Monday August 16 (Day 1000)
Location: Canoga Park, The Valley, L.A.
Reporter: George Armstrong "O.G." Custer
Oh. My. Friggin'. God
I am so glad that's over.
The people who voted for me expressed support for my cause, my actions, words, methods and manner, and I thank them all very much.
George Armstrong "F-Bomb" Custer
USCongressman, Oklahoma (2x)
Party President, American Military Party
US Cavalryman (Recruit Battalion!)
US National Guardsman, retired
Australian Drop Bear, retired
USArmy Major General, retired
(got a resume longer than your friggin' arm!)
The American Military Party
Dedicated to supporting our US Soldiers' interests in Government
by supporting US Soldiers' campaigns to Congress and the Presidency.
Join the American Military Party, or just contribute to help cover the Party's August campaign advertizing.
:::
Facebook
Twitter
Discord
Comments
Take A Friggin' Chill Pill Already!
sure is attention whore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1vEygMRL8w
Take a Diazepam, then focus on saving Meryl from the crazy Sniper Wolf lady. She's out in that snow storm somewhere.
Halfie Day 1,000, 11:40: 'sure is attention whore.' Better than being an attention slut like you...
jealous? :>
I think Custer is secretly a woman, cause I don't know any man who bitches this much. XD
Halfie Day 1,000, 11:55: 'jealous?' Not really, but if I catch you on my corner we'll be having words...
bring it honey ~_^
Thems fightin' words.
Any wat purpose does this article serve?
Seems like a random mixture of humor and propaganda 😉
It looks to me like a "thanks for electing me, it was kinda stressful." sort of article. Now give Custer some frigging space.
Kudos to Custer, keep up the good work! 🙂
Is there some rule about having as many pieces of flair on your avatar as possible in the eUS army?
Posting because lol
> CHS : "Halfie Day 1,000, 11:55: 'jealous?' Not really, but if I catch you on my corner we'll be having words... "
And by 'words' he means 'hot, rough gay shame-sex'.
Congrats Custer!
Nicholas Ryan Day 1,001, 00:17> CHS : "Halfie Day 1,000, 11:55: 'jealous?' Not really, but if I catch you on my corner we'll be having words... " And by 'words' he means 'hot, rough gay shame-sex'. Sorry had that 40 years ago in high school with my priest...
Was that supposed to be a zinger or an admission to your enjoyment of homosexual deviancy?
>telling people to take a chill pill
Cool stolen article bro, this is my specialty gtfo