Stop Breaking My Ballz Craig Normans

Day 798, 14:47 • Published in Canada Canada • by Tyler F Durden
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Teh Grorius Reeder of Teh CEP sits and refrects about
how to deal with teh Ball Breaker, Craig Normans


Recently, Teh Grorius Reeder In the CEP placed one of it's members under arrest for asking to have a vote to see who would represent the party for the Honourable post of Prime Minister of Canada. When Craig Norman was told "NO I AM TEH GRORIUS REEDER" , he demanded the Libertarian values that Teh Grorius Reeder claims to live by.



Teh Grorius Reeder's armed guards arrest Craig Normans


Craig Norman - the target of Teh Grorius Reeder's witchhunt has sought to implement the CEP's 'Libertarian' alignment by asking for a vote - something quite common in Libertarian Parties, but characteristically uncommon in Totalitarian or Authoritarian parties.



Teh Grorius Reeder, on his Grorius Preserdential Frone

What will happen to Craig Norman is anyone's guess. Hopefully he will not be fed to Teh Grorius Reeder's two pets... If you are registered on the eCan Forums, you can view the legal proceedings by placing this into your browser:

http://ecanada.ws/forums/viewtopic.php?f=37&t=5290&start=0]A Case Against Octavian_F - Libel

So what's the story Teh Grorius Reeder?
Is the CEP a TRUE Libertarian Party, or just a sham to cover your evil,
apparently well thought out but completely unarticulated pran?

So long as you air your dirty laundry - Canada will want answers!


Thinking things over, Teh Grorius Reeder sits down to sing a song...


Why are people so F*#$ing stupid?
Why aren't more people interrigent - rike me?

Its...gonna...be so ronrey, so ronrey,
So ronrey and sad real arone.
Dat no one, just me onry,
Sitting on my rittle frone.
I work reary hard, and make up great prans,
But nobody ristens, no one understands.

Seem rike no one takes me ser-i-usryyy...

They keep me down and all gang up on me
TFD, Spencer and Citizen B,
Teh Oligarchies - I try to bring down,
It's gonna be ronrey when there is no one around.

Nobody gets me - they call me crazy,
All that I ask is that they all listen to me,
I own Teh Money Markets so they better watch out,
Don't copy my prans and then force me to pout...

It's gonna be ronrey when there is no one but meee...

*sigh* It's gonna be ronrey, so ronrey,
Poor riddle me.

There's nobody...I can rerate to,
Feel rike a bat in a belfry,
It's kinda silly - but not reary.
I'm the smartest most crever most physicry fit,
But nobody else seems to rearize it.
I write reary wrong articles that go on for days,
All of teh trolls drive me to such a real life rage,
When I change the world maybe they'll risten to meeeeeee...

But until then, it'll be ronrey...
*sigh* Yeah a rittle ronrey,

Poor riddle me.




Why is Teh CEP so speshul?


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