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Song of Victory

Day 2,032, 18:49 Published in USA USA by Gnilraps

It's Over
Day 2032 of the New World
13 June, 2013


Oh, just the normal thing, you know, the AFA all through
Just pure and unaldulterated PTOish poo
A minimum of wise interpolations to amaze you
Some random bad donations and an NE of Broatia
There really isn't much to do but gather up the men
And vote the Idiotic RGR PP again.

So say the undercover double agents at their best
Free Area and Viarizi, Thorin and the rest
They hope that after months and months Americans will fail
And so they keep pursuing their most sacred Holy Grail
But what they notice least is how assembled we now run
Feds and AMP and US Workers, We the Peeps: all one.

Ajay, in his panic, starts to sing the same old song
As Servians and bot farms start to gather up their throng
With various processions, and in case you shouldn't know
There are tunicled assistants who will tell you where to go
Just make a little circumambulation of the altar
to PTO the USA... but wait... what if they falter?

The ATO will oust the vermin much to the chagrin
Of RGR who'll on the 16th, threaten stewy's kin
The whining and the groaning and the pussyish complaints
Will stretch us to the limits of victorious restraints
For victory will spell for RGR FULL ON KABLOOEY
So on the 15th, in the AFA, we vote for stewy!


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Comments

anonymoushooligan
anonymoushooligan Day 2,032, 18:58

Sing it loud and sing it proud!

Josh Frost
Josh Frost Day 2,032, 19:06

You sir are a poet!!

stewy
stewy Day 2,032, 19:09

Sing it loud and sing it proud!

FunctionNine
FunctionNine Day 2,032, 19:11

I will be singing this song.

Maximus Austinus
Maximus Austinus Day 2,032, 19:13

You ought to get paid for this

Gnilraps
Gnilraps Day 2,032, 19:43

Sometimes I do.

Jackson Cousteau
Jackson Cousteau Day 2,032, 19:16

Of RGR who'll on the 16th, threaten stewy's kin

Prophecy.

Gnilraps
Gnilraps Day 2,032, 19:44

He threatened mine once.

He's a total nutjob who has no concept of reality.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,032, 19:24

Keep your day job.

Power Strip
Power Strip Day 2,032, 19:25

Maybe this is his day job.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,032, 19:42

Then he better hope those welfare checks show up on time.

Gnilraps
Gnilraps Day 2,032, 19:45

My day job is quite secure.

How about you?

kavinaugh
kavinaugh Day 2,032, 20:04

this game is ajays day job. wait no its his life

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,032, 20:19

Actually I am a researcher at National Review, but okay.

Dogpyle
Dogpyle Day 2,032, 20:41

Actually, you're an online beggar. But I can see how you could confuse the two.

Azazel Romanov
Azazel Romanov Day 2,033, 00:33

I didn't know that's how you spelled Arby's.

Proud Yankee
Proud Yankee Day 2,034, 16:41

At least he has a day job.Unlike you ajay.

The Joshua Tree
The Joshua Tree Day 2,032, 19:24

Thanks Gnil. Didn't know you were a poet.

Gnilraps
Gnilraps Day 2,032, 19:46

I've done this a few times before. Usually nobody pays any attention.

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,032, 19:56

Pays attention. Nice skill Gnil o7

Gnilraps
Gnilraps Day 2,032, 19:58

thanks

Dogpyle
Dogpyle Day 2,032, 20:42

Very nice Gnil.

I've got goosebumps.

...down there.

Voted

Grainne Ni Mhaille
Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 2,033, 00:38

:]

KOSOVA Batoa
KOSOVA Batoa Day 2,033, 04:27

We Albanians approve this Victory o7

Good Poem

Cubby
Cubby Day 2,033, 04:45

You had me at circumambulation.

Clydeo
Clydeo Day 2,033, 05:16

Wow never thought gnil was the poetry type. Very impressive!

Paul Proteus
Paul Proteus Day 2,033, 10:41

Voted and enjoyed

bigcdizzle
bigcdizzle Day 2,034, 02:02

I voted this.

DMV3
DMV3 Day 2,034, 09:55

Great stuff as usual Gnilraps

Thorin II Oakenshield
Thorin II Oakenshield Day 2,035, 09:10

Good one, Gnil! : )

 
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