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My that's a pretty stadium you got there. I have to post this team, instead of the other one, cus I can't bring myself to accept that I'm running in that other teams state, since I'm a Reds fan

I'm actually writing a platform, or a vote for me article, but mainly because when I message people later tonight, I won't have to give them a 28 paragraph PM (wordiness gets votes, or so I'm told).

I'm running in Missouri, *GASP*. Some of you older folks are going to be like, Why Missouri Gates? I thought you were a Proud Delawarinianananan. Well in some kind of weird Bizzaro switcharoo, Long time Congressperson, and Missouri Native Son, Desertfalcon is running in Delaware. So being that I hate actual competition (I'm afraid of rejection), and the fact that he's an ok guy, even if he does like the Cardinals. We'll do the ironic thing and run in Missouri.

WHAT QUALIFICATIONS DO YOU HAVE? You ask loudly and angrily, for some unknown reason. Well, I've done lots and lots of stuff. I've been here forever, probably too long. I'm a decent chap, and I'm rather active. I'm kinda bored now, and need something to occupy my time. Also I'm of moderate to above average intelligence, depending on which on-line IQ test I've taken. (The military says I'm one point below Genus -spelling joke-). I'm also the only SEES-orientated person to be married IRL. I don't say that to brag, or to boast, but I serve as a beacon of hope for all my brothers, and Beacons of hope deserve to be voted into a make-believe office.

Stuff I've done: General in the eUS armed forces (for a time), Former Cabinet Member (a loooong ass time ago). 7 time congressperson (2 times for Murica), 3 term president of eThailand (only got one medal to show for it, thank you Indonesians), as well as a myriad of other government, state, military positions, plus a few others you probably haven't thought of. I've played this game for almost 2 years (oh god what a loser), and I've been responsible for the banning of almost 300 Indonesians.

I'm a pretty open fella, I listen to most input. When I support something I throw my whole weight behind it (I resisted from saying something that could be a double entendre). I'm not a RP, I enjoy logic and reasoning, but I abide RPers, mostly. Scared of me trolling? I'm not an overt or constant troll. I'm also not a spam or bandwagon troller. If I do troll (very rarely, Trolling is immoral), I do it to make a point (Justification for acting like an ass).

Lets see just how much more I can make myself look like a douchebag.

RANDOM PICTURE TIME:


It''s a monkey sticking his tongue out whilst riding a goat who is also walking across a tightrope.

ps for an in depth expose, comparing the platforms of the Missouri candidates: Click here