A petition to be named Global Scapegoat.

Day 528, 15:28 • Published in Estonia Pakistan • by Gates Schellinger

Recently, the global situation is going off the deep end, everyone yelling at each other, and no one wanting to take the blame for any wrong doing. It's really screwing everything up, and it's only leading to more discourse and violence. For this reason, I have decided that I will campaign to be named "The Global Scapegoat". This way, when someone effs up, or screws up, or is just plain wrong, they can then blame me by saying "It's Gates' fault, He messed it all up". This way, they can admit to being wrong, or messing up, without actually admiting it. Both sides will be happy, and they'll be able to have civilized discussions, knowing that there is someone tangible that they can blame, without taking responsibility themselves.

I will be posting on the forums about this shortly, and will probably release this in a few other nations, to get the movement going.

Until next time, this has been Goats Schellinger (wink)