Situation in the Baltic worsens - Lithuania proposes human trafficking!

Day 2,096, 06:51 • Published in Sweden Sweden • by Kauge


STOCKHOLM - The decadence in the Baltic countries is growing. Not long after Asgardskuriren's last article about the exaggerated love for potato in eLatvia, alarming comments started to rise that shows that eLatvia and, especially, eLithuania is suffering from a degrading sense of human decency, respect and conduct.

As stated above, it didn't take long before the dastardly nature and lack of propriety that is the eLithuanian mindset to make its name known. After a wide variety of illiterate comments and other pointless rigmarole, the most substantial proof of this degrading mind came when the current Lithuanian Minister of Foreign Affairs, ZygalTU proposed to an unconngenial human exchange, or human trafficking, if you like:



"This goes to show that either the Balts are just anserine, or suffering from a megalomania which has resulted in the above stated state of mind. Either way, this has to stop.", professor Kaugesson from Kauge University said yesterday at a press conference.

Though not surprised about this being brought up to the surface, Kaugesson still wants to warn eSwedish officials about the potential threat that can come as a natural product of this: "Maze87 might be the first to cross the eLithuanians mind, but I wouldn't be so surprised to see that even more eSwedes will fall in to this trap"


Professor Kaugesson, working on an experiment