"eLatvians easily offended - might be potatoes fault", study shows.
Kauge
VISBY — The exaggerated emotional bond most eLatvians have to this, for them precious, vegetable might have a connection to why they are so easily offended when people speak against them.
In a recent study made at Kauge University, one of Sweden's leading private educational institutions, findings have been made that the more eLatvian a person are, the more easily offended they become. And the potato is shown to be a common factor in all cases that have been studied.
Kauge Kaugesson, an ethnology and psychology professor, has spent a more than a decade studying different nationalities and their tendency to offensiveness.
"It's pretty clear now that when under threat of someone stealing their potato, as in one or more eCountries invading ones own country, eLatvians are the ones who shows the greatest emotional signs. It can be violent crying in public, b*tching about in eSwedish articles touching the topic or just lying in a foetal position in a running shower singing a Daina or two."
Recent news has made it known that both eSweden and eRussia had their go at eLatvia and erased the country from existence. This resulted in violent reactions and Kaugesson didn't linger to cross the Baltic sea to see the reaction for himself.
"This is extraordinary! All my studies are true!", he exclaimed while standing amidst a horde of crying eLatvians.
However, it didn't take long for the eLatvians to grow out of their grumpy pants in order to take their country back. But Kaugesson certainly has to thank eSweden and eRussia for the opportunity to, at an empirical level, study the eLatvian behaviors.
"Yes, I'm forever thankful! This goes to show that there really is a bond between the eLatvian tendency to offensiveness and the love for potatoes."
Comments
Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate!!!
in Lolatvia there is no potatoes only potato
There once was potatoes, now there's only potato left. That's why they cry.
there is potatoes in Latvia,but there is no sweden for 99 time already.
who cares? we still have potato 😃
You care and really bad so you troll and are obsessed with potatoes,that can be cured,visit a doctor.
you mean Latvian shamans? Each tribe has a witchdoctor who helps cure the desire after potato
This must be true, professor Kaugesson seems to know what he is talking about.
http://i.imgur.com/oFo6Tl3.jpg
HAHAHA dagens bästa skratt. Ryssen tog potäten =U)
Science has now discovered everything worth discovering.
Yes, one gets that empty feeling that occurs after a truly significant event.
It must be something in their genes because this is what happened when I took these 2 eLatvian kids potatoes:
http://bnn-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/110268_bad_day.jpg
Could you go deeper into this subject prof. Kauge? I would like to know if it is really in the genes or if it's social problem.
My recent findings shows that it's first and foremost a social phenomenon. Might be that this phenomenon has it's ground in the genes. Let me study further!
Thanks for the quick response! I am looking forward to the follow up on this. It's been my favorite field of research for quite a long time.
Loool!
Apply to the Kauge University today. Science at its best!
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Disregard potatoes, keep calm and REMOVE DANSKARNIIIIIIIIIIII !!!!!
From the Premises.
Also, | BÖRK |.
its alive?
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I'm sorry, this does not seem right. Isn't Sweden erased and now considered as a province of Lithuania?
I think so. Therefore, all the findings should be considered to be made by Lithuanians.
Indeed, my friend. I have allso read some interestin theory that wen swedes are erased they are trying to make fun of someone else and in this way to rebuild their self-esteem which is dropping greatly with every day of ocupation.
always fun when you belorussians come here and behaving like the cavelurkers you are.
Still better than being deleted .
I didn't knowed that error 404 not found on map sweden for year can speak?
http://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/43609 mad? we saw have you tried with all(weak ass licker) 😃
Only talk and trolling is left for you,that should feel poorly and it hurts so bad in your heads that you are blinded with reallity,keep trollings even that is weak and unsuccesful for you,keep keep failing,keep keep failing in all what you do.
Sweakden a.k.a brainless vikings.
you know whats similar to eSweden and IRL Latvia? Population decline
Dude, do you even language?
I somras var jag i Sverige. Det var en avkopplande semester, eftersom det fanns en hel del potatis. Jag smakade en nationalrätt - svensk potatis korv. Det var mycket välsmakande! Det passar mycket väl med den svenska potatis vodka ''Karlsson's''.
Det er rigtig. Kartoffel er national Sveriges mad/
de i kärlek med kartoffel, the real nation of potatos sweden.Charge brainless vikings! CHARGEEEEEEEEEE! RUN TO THE BATTLE FIELD!!!! and then -> lose always 😁
lolatvian national dish is an empty plate
http://www.mixbox.cz/ErisCMS/ProductImages/0/516.jpg
yummy
but you shouldnt eat pringles its GMO 🙁
lol 😃D Jag är en GMO
rats after eating GMO http://www.naturalnews.com/images/Rat-Tumor-Monsanto-GMO-Cancer-Study-3-Wide.jpg
nice ,super Jerry
Its funny that Lolatvians just proves the topic of this article.
But what Lolithuanians are doing here aswell i dunno just bored maybe?
waiting for chips
potatochips 😃
GMO chips
Well we just want you to remind that Swedlolija belongs to us, so you won't get too happy because of your scientific findings.. And we have to keep track what's going on in our province.
Swedlolija cmon you can come up with a better one 😃
Well sorry not this time, so many lands to visit, I am tired already
well lolithuania isnt really a land, its like Kosovo. Im older than Lithuania IRL(AFK)
I think this competition proved that lithuania and latvia wouldn't be able to take asgard alone , even if asgard still consisted of just finland and sweden, because low damage. Go get poland to help you.
Rahla now you are out of damage,but we not,take care son and learn with things.
Well it doesn't matter really, because you can see when we stand 1 vs. 1 LT wins 🙂
In this competition we did 15 billion damage while lithuania did... 14 billion damage? wait, but lithuania has a higher population, how can this be... go complain more to poland and maybe they'll send you even more support.