SEES Hitting Its Targets

Day 966, 14:13 • Published in USA USA • by gagah

I am running for Party President of SEES. Vote for me if you want a bro in control.

Ever since rebels attempted to destroy SEES, I've been rebuilding the party from the ground up. We now have our militia, the Super Soldiers, and our companies working in tandem. Working for a SEES owned company is a requirement to join the SS, as it will provide you with the weapons produced at these facilities. To join our militia, fill out this form. Our kommunikations are doing well, and we have our blocs filled out and ready to go.

However, after weeks of hard recruitment and after weeks of staying ahead, the gay party now has more members than we do. I aim to correct this recent change with renewed activity in the media, which has always inspired activity beyond; because that’s what makes us greatest party in America: we are not unfunny faggots. We aren’t lame, and we know that lolcats weren’t funny for more than one Caturday. We are also more intelligent than all other parties.

I will rectify this problem in the coming month, SEES, I guarantee it.

I have an extensive group of hard working Dioists, all ready to serve SEES and the highest authority

Grand Vizier
St Krems

Council of Elders
Publius, Joshua Patterson, Chisholm, Tom McDougal

Elections Director Sensei
Devon Donaldson
Elections Director Apprentice
Position currently vacant

Economic Expert
Chrizz0, currently looking for another economic expert

Communications Manager Sensei
Jack Corben
Communications Manager Apprentice
Position currently vacant

Human Resources Sensei
rainy sunday
Apprentice Human Resources
kalapadea

Militia Director
Max Wallingbottom III
Apprentice Militia Director
Position vacant

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Also,
One year ago today, Canada lost Ontario. A little under a year ago, I wrote this article. Nostalge with me.

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