Today was a bad day
Emerick
Today was a bad day, and it's only noon
Nobody said this would be easy
...but nobody ever said it would be this hard, either...
Yesterday, the UK finally showed us their true colors. They finally showed us what we've known for a while now. They've defected to Peace.
Today, we lost Alaska and Newfoundland and Labrador. NFL was the hardest for me. Canada has already lost 3 regions, and I wasn't willing to let them lose another. I was in conversation with Ministers of Defense from a lot of our foreign countries around that time, and they were all poised to defend Canada. All day today, and up to 30 minutes left in the battle, we were losing. With 30 minutes to go, we attacked. With 15 minutes to go, the wall was steadily building. With 10 minutes to go, we were winning. With 5 minutes to go, the wall started crumbling again. With 3 minutes to go, we were in the red.
Less than 3 minutes left. I was out of supplies, and had already been healed for the day. I leapt out of the trench I was in with men from all over the world, wide-eyed boys and hardened soldiers alike, and sprinted home. I threw open my front door, kicked open my war chest, and grabbed some gold. I ran to the monex, bought $600, hopped over to the market, and bought 10 Q5 weapons. With 10 Q5 weapons and 20g, I was ready to put down 3000 damage.
I got back to the battlefield with 2 minutes to go. Things weren't looking good. The decrepit soldiers of the Peace international army were shuffling towards the heart of Newfoundland.
It was like that scene in the Lion King when the stampede is coming, and Simba makes his "Oh shit" face. And camera zoom. I imagine that a lot of people felt that way. But we held strong
Jacques-Louis David's 'Leonidas at Thermopylae'
Well, we stood strong. And we stood proud.
Peace was throwing their best at us, like NicoSianipar
and we just didn't do enough
We tried our best. We were there, and a lot of us spent a lot of money. I know I did. I'm not cleaned out, though, but my war chest is open now. I've dipped into my savings, and I'm not looking back. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyvCWE4eEKI>I really don't care if I lose all my money. I did it in French Toast, and I'll do it again. It's go time. This was a symbolic loss for us. It showed us that Peace is serious, and we, the North Americans and our allies, need to be twice as serious. This isn't going to be easy, but we need to weather the storm
You know, I think that http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speak_(artist)>Speak, in 2003, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Vaz9jW054>said it best:
Sometimes, people make a war
Don't know what it's for....business
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Irelanmaxx
pertañaxxxx
failxxxx
I got a first post. This was the best day ever.
Amerimaxx!
nice story
I hate you FD
Emerickamaxx!
it might take a while but i will find a hole big enough to shove peace into.
Voted for Emerickness 😛
Epic.
agreed
Emerick is great!
Emerick is great.
AMERIMAXX
nice vote
If we can't rally in Washington tomorrow could be a bad day to.
Emermaxxx.
Awesome.
something something story bro, etc
Today was a bad day, Tomorrow will be even worse XD
The best part is the last 2 lines about Speak and Biznisssz! 😃DDD
LOL!
"We’re surrounded. That simplifies our problem of getting to these people and killing them."- COLONEL LEWIS "CHESTY" PULLER (Nov. 1950)
Never Surrender.
Semper Fidelis,
Craig Kovalcheck
Remember general custer? xD
I did my best to notice
When the call came down the line
Up to the platform of surrender
I was brought but I was kind
And sometimes I get nervous
When I see an open door
Close your eyes
Clear your heart...
Cut the cord
Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
My sign is vital
My hands are cold
And I'm on my knees
Looking for the answer
Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
Pay my respects to grace and virtue
Send my condolences to good
Give my regards to soul and romance,
They always did the best they could
And so long to devotion
You taught me everything I know
Wave goodbye
Wish me well..
You've gotta let me go
Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
My sign is vital
My hands are cold
And I'm on my knees
Looking for the answer
Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
Will your system be alright
When you dream of home tonight?
There is no message we're receiving
Let me know is your heart still beating
Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
My sign is vital
My hands are cold
And I'm on my knees
Looking for the answer
You've gotta let me know
Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
My sign is vital
My hands are cold
And I'm on my knees
Looking for the answer
Are we human
Or are we dancer?
Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
Are we human
Or are we dancer?
I lold
Today was a good day for me 🙂
Emerick i might note have voted for you as President.
But i Love your Paper, Subscribed.
yeah it was good day today, I did 653 damage to the alaskan wall with only Q2 weapons. 😁
Thanks for trying, Emerick! You've been a great example of the iron-clad partnership between the US and Canada. I hope we can help them recover their homeland in future battles.
Washington and Nunavut up next. Who is America gonna defend? You know that you can't do both, in fact you can beraly defend one region
MortenLon😛 Nah, it won't be.
Amerimaxx! Canadamaxxx! Hold strong, fight smart, and go, go go!
-15k for NFLD 😢 What a sad day.
Emerick Is Great.
Take Speak with you. How did you find the video with him?
I like that you very obviously use your own organisation profile for more propoganda xD
Emerimaxxxx, nice article 🙂
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NicoSianipar is soooo cute
Emerick Speak da truth - yeeeh, c'mon. Lol - that video was the best Hungarian export by far.
Bayne: we did about 10k damage(including Peace's resistance) in the last minute or so, so it wasn't all bad.
Zoli: Speak is p well known here
Mort: That's Cerb's org. He made it during my campaign
voted for Emerick.
you're alright, man.. good to see you get downright serious when it's crunch time.
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...did you reference both Attack Attack and Speak in one article, Emerick? Because if so, you're kinda inviting the perfect storm of terrible music.
I commend your efforts
4 regions lost and counting... tomorrow 6 ?
Awww...
What more did you expect from the inventors of concentration camps?
Exactly how this should be put!
Voted.
Emerick is Great!