Salvation of ILP (2 out of 40)

Day 2,398, 07:07 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Viktor Kurgan



My dear wretched irish souls of damnation, your beloved State Prior and his widely popular and honourable Clerics brothers continue in their quest to save the fallen ILP from punishment of The Silence before time runs out.

So i announce my candidature for PP of ILP...


As you all know we Clerics are quiet, humble and shy creatures..but sometimes we are forced to voice up the will of The Word of Heavens!


ILP for example...


Not so long ago your beloved State Prior with his Clerics brothers went for a relaxing walk...lurking for SATAN!




When suddenly...a desperate member of ILP called for help!




We did not wait a minute but rushed into ILP building!




And we made a public stand before ILP leadership!



We will not leave until ILP is saved from claws of SATAN!...or The Silence lost it's patience and punish all the sinners of eIreland...including ILP.


ILP members!

Help us helping you!

ILP needs more Jesus!




VOTE FOR THE KURGAN!



ps. My apology to Labour Party Orcs for neglecting them but i belive ILP needs a full attention of Clerics.

Off course if Labour Party Orcs express desire we will find time for them.

Also i would like to ask Labour Party Orcs to keep their multis away from ILP.

We do not want to have multi scandal as we had during last elections.

Thank you....




Your beloved State Prior




Viktor Kurgan....Cleric of The Word

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