REVEALED: IRISH PTO

Day 830, 17:53 • Published in Ireland France • by Hell The Great

You won't believe where he has cropped up.


I of course refer to your esteemed Presidential Decree, in which your President acknowledges the irish actions regarding Northern Ireland, as well as thanking us for the action. I wanted to let you know that the general feeling within the UK is the same: it was sort've fun organising resistance wars to reclaim our territory from a lovely neighbour. Sort of like getting the mower back from that pesky guinness loving neighbour.



One of the main themes within this decree is that the war was tasteful. I concur. We had lots of fun, and it was all done in the best possible taste. Now what struck me about this, is that these are not the words of an Irish CP. These are the words of an English comedian.


All your base are belong to us, thanks to Everrett in his Cupid Stunt disguise.


Thats right. For the last two months, the UK has been secretly controlling Ireland through Cupid Stunt, (who decided that Edana Savage would be a suitable codename.) Thanks to Cupid, we have secretly been controlling everything, and everyone. All your base are belong to us. Sorry Ireland.


Edana had her own show back in the 80s. Here she is, re-enacting her "we all had fun" routine (hover over this sentence)


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