Report Returns - Changes, Brolliance, the Battle for the Admin

Day 849, 13:31 • Published in USA Bulgaria • by Jewitt
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Singapore Rebuttal | Brolliance Expansion? | Keeping Them Honest | To do List

18 March, 2010, Day 849 of the New World - Today is the launch of the new format for The Report. With it, I am going to go ahead and say that we are looking for two persons interested in submitting a segment for this paper once a week - one for the United States's government actions and another for military issues around the globe. For more information, see the To do List. Now let's get to business!


Singapore Rebuttal
Many of you probably know that last week there was a near world-wide effort to wipe the island country of Singapore flat and uninhabited. The issue began when Former Vice President and Presidential Candidate Woxan made a call for an international crusade against the tiny island country. The reasoning?

The citizen admin was hiding in their safe haven, and it is to be tried with various crimes as outlined in the previous issue of The Report.

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Who was profile #1 if the admin is #2?

Today, we have leaked government documents which may be completely false and fabricated. In them, are a sort of "key points" with which the PigInZen Administration is working on for a speculative contract with Singapore.

1. Florida is to become Singaporean, as per Presidential Demand.
2. All companies in Florida are to be moved to California.
3. All citizens in Florida are to be moved to Karnataka.
4. The capital of the United States shall be moved to Indiana.
5. The citizen "admin" is to be moved to California for a trial by its peers.

Definitely will be interesting to see if these are true documents, and the Singaporeans like the idea, or if these were fake and no one notices.
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Brolliance Expansion
The Brolliance is something that many hear about, but few know much. Well, it is a close union of nations which consider themselves friends through and through. Despite our differences, despite any failures, we stand at each other's side. All three of us at certain points in our history allowed our own home regions to be lost so the other would live to fight another day. These countries are Australia, Canada, and the United States.

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AgentOrange has been so gracious to help us with our new format!
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But what are we doing? We see Phoenix moving in masses, EDEN moving in masses, but it seems like there is a divide. Us eAmericans, eCanadians, eAustralians, have difficulty enjoying foreign media due to the language barrier. Sure, some of us can read minute amounts of Spanish, French, and German but that is hardly enough to encompass the worldwide environment. This is where Brolliance Central comes into play.

All the cool kids have registered and are using it. Get to know your Canadian and Australian bros! Meet a few friends, a few contacts, maybe even one of our future Presidents!
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/Truitt/eRep/Report_ICON_HONEST.png" width="21" height="18">Senator Joe DaSmoe (Badass) presented a suggestion to Party Leadership on branching to the military to prevent political takeover attempts this 25th.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/Truitt/eRep/Report_ICON_HONEST.png" width="21" height="18">Formerly known as a "group of elite trolls," the legitimized group S.E.E.S. has announced intentions to place candidates for Congress.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/Truitt/eRep/Report_ICON_HONEST.png" width="21" height="18">Following the epic election between Emerick and Max McFarland 2, AAP Party president McFarland has reported on what his future plans are.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/Truitt/eRep/Report_ICON_LIST.png" width="28" height="23">Interested in a writing career in eRepublik but don't have a lot of time? Have you considered being a news correspondent for The Report? If interested, send me a message!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/Truitt/eRep/Report_ICON_LIST.png" width="28" height="23">Always, check out The Report on Air, playing at least once a week. A live radio broadcast with recorded previous episodes - show times available on the site.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/Truitt/eRep/Report_ICON_LIST.png" width="28" height="23">What is a return to The Report's usual reporting, than a Traditional YouTube?

Written and Edited By,
-Jewitt, Chief Editor
-WahooBob, Multimedia Manager
-Michael Hunt, Senior Correspondent
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