Read This Before You Vote In Florida!
Day 975, 14:24
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by Claire Littleton
I've Pretty Much Won Florida, so Here's What You Do:
Thank you all for the votes in Florida! Because I have such a big lead, the USWP needs your vote elsewhere in the country to help out against ATOs and other business!!!
So, here is what you do: Click one of these names: Fionia or Lord Pariah
PM them telling them you'd like to help them out and ask them where to go to vote. If you need Moving Ticket assistance, they will help you out with that too!
THANK YOU AGAIN FOR ALL YOUR VOTES AND HELP!
~Claire Littleton
Original Platform Below:
[img]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b393/whodaq/NewBitmapImage2.jpg?t=1279832262[/img]
Step One: I'm going to import the sexiest players to my state once elected and make it mandatory that the men wear nothing but bulge enhancing Speedos and all the women must have a boob job to increase their breast size at least one cup.
The Second Step to my 3 Step Plan is to have everyone move to the coasts. From Noon-4 everyday, you must be on the beaches. No exceptions. From 4-5 you will eat, unless you don't meet the weight requirements of being "Beach-able." If that's the case, then you will be placed on a strict diet and have a personal trainer (Paid for by the State).
The Third Step to my plan is simple.... you must party every night from 9-Dawn. Within that time period, you must have relations with at least one person.
My Three Step Plan will surely make Florida a more Attractive, Sexy, Fun and all around the Best State to Be. Vote for me, vote for sexy!
My Accomplishments
If the above plan isn't enough for you, here are my credentials. You'll see they are rather impressive.
7 Term Congresswoman
White House Press Director
Deputy Speaker of the House
White House Press Secretary
Former 4 Time Party President
My Endorsements
My Message To My Opponents
My Policy on Trolls
Also, you can just suck on my ti......
In Conclusion
Thank you in advance for your votes! Help Florida Be all the Sexy it can Be!
~Claire Littleton
-Congresswoman
-White House Press Director
-Proud USWP Member
Plese Remember to Vote and Subscribe!
Thank you all for the votes in Florida! Because I have such a big lead, the USWP needs your vote elsewhere in the country to help out against ATOs and other business!!!
So, here is what you do: Click one of these names: Fionia or Lord Pariah
PM them telling them you'd like to help them out and ask them where to go to vote. If you need Moving Ticket assistance, they will help you out with that too!
THANK YOU AGAIN FOR ALL YOUR VOTES AND HELP!
~Claire Littleton
Original Platform Below:
[img]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b393/whodaq/NewBitmapImage2.jpg?t=1279832262[/img]
Step One: I'm going to import the sexiest players to my state once elected and make it mandatory that the men wear nothing but bulge enhancing Speedos and all the women must have a boob job to increase their breast size at least one cup.
The Second Step to my 3 Step Plan is to have everyone move to the coasts. From Noon-4 everyday, you must be on the beaches. No exceptions. From 4-5 you will eat, unless you don't meet the weight requirements of being "Beach-able." If that's the case, then you will be placed on a strict diet and have a personal trainer (Paid for by the State).
The Third Step to my plan is simple.... you must party every night from 9-Dawn. Within that time period, you must have relations with at least one person.
My Three Step Plan will surely make Florida a more Attractive, Sexy, Fun and all around the Best State to Be. Vote for me, vote for sexy!
My Accomplishments
If the above plan isn't enough for you, here are my credentials. You'll see they are rather impressive.
7 Term Congresswoman
White House Press Director
Deputy Speaker of the House
White House Press Secretary
Former 4 Time Party President
My Endorsements
My Message To My Opponents
My Policy on Trolls
Also, you can just suck on my ti......
In Conclusion
Thank you in advance for your votes! Help Florida Be all the Sexy it can Be!
~Claire Littleton
-Congresswoman
-White House Press Director
-Proud USWP Member
Plese Remember to Vote and Subscribe!
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Comments
I agree.
Me too.
Get back to the kitchen.
Voted. We need a sexy Florida again.
Hmmm, I do believe I need to go speedo shopping, and voted of course <3
I'm in Croatia at the moment busy fighting against the Serbs as I make my last stand in 16,03. I support this candidate. Long live eUS and long live Croatia!
Long live bulges!
Long live sexy people \o/
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I took with me 4 enemy artilleries, 2 enemy infantry and 1 weak chopper. I'm wiped out for today. Back to 40 health.
😁 If a true Broes fighter like the guy above supports Claire, so would most people who loves the Brolliance like myself.
I would never vote for someone that endorses speedos and bulge. This is America GD it.
Spoony, let's be a little less homophobic. Bulges are a natural thing... just like boobs. Unless the boobs are too small, then I will force some major enhancement surgery.
I like the way you think.
Speedos are unamerican. Don't deny it. I've never really considered bulge because it has been a non-issue without the advent of speedos. Americans have undeniably large penises though, so this might be OK.
SpoonyJank says: " Americans have undeniably large penises though, so this might be OK. "
You wish you have the penis like we have.
KamehamehaCaesar says "You wish you have the penis like we have."
Your right I wish I had a 2 inch penis like you. Maybe then I'd be able to think instead of constantly screwing hot girls. Although talking about yours is prolly as close as it has ever come to being used. lol
I was being cereal... Claire has a penis though? I knew it! at least she has balls too. That is sort of the misleading part of a bulge though.
I am a veteran of the Battle of the Bulge.
I won.
So will Claire!
23revolgod9987 says: " Your right I wish I had a 2 inch penis like you. Maybe then I'd be able to think instead of constantly screwing hot girls. Although talking about yours is prolly as close as it has ever come to being used. lol"
2 inch? Is that the best you've got. Haha. Don't be butthurt 'cause you never had a penis.
lol. Dude my penis is longer than your arm. ur just jealous cause girls hate you.
Guys, put your ePeens away... this is neither the time nor place for it.
Dude. Ive already gotten laid more than you will in your whole life.
😁 haha
revolgod9987 is definitely a virgin. Only virgins will say shit like that.
SHUT UP! BACK TO ME, THNX!
* Florida.
Yes Claire back to you. lol yay for Sexy Florida
Pardon us, miss Littleton. I also support a Sexy Florida.
What is the kitchen doing in Kongress?
What is a hairy Greek doing in my article?!
Dissin you if im correct
I'm stealin your utensils to fight back this Russian invasion!
voted.
😃
I love your creativity, Claire. You go girl!
Thanks, Tori!
No
Cleavage pic if you win?
now that SVV has rage quit, are you available... babe?
I especially like that you got in the last word, and the most quoted word, on this morning's shitstorm Forum thread.
Tits.
LoL. Thank you, kind sir.
I have to support this.
Tepwnzor,
if there's any supporting of Claire's tits to be done, I'll do it.
I'm p sure gay guys are better at lovin' than straighties can ever even hope to be. Claire, accept a gay guy's lovin'?
Kazeal, I'm not sure how well that would work for you, but of course!
Vote for Claire. Noaw. Do it. You won't.
😁^ LOL, what?!
Claire- I'm already a DD, I will have to pass on the one size up! But yeah for the bulge idea! Best of luck bringin' sexy back to FL, and send people my way for the great state of Nebraska!
Yipes, Nuriessa! No, you don't need it.... Nebraska is a good place for you. I hear the winters get cold there. You have good padding. When I'm up by like 100 votes, I will send some your way!
Claire knows how to get the dateless wonder vote. Good on ya, Claire!
Voted.
and Voted.
Voter!