Jay-Z Song Lyrics
If you're havin' troll problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a SEEs Fgt ain't one
I got my fgt patrol on the troll patrol
Trolls that wanna make sure my gender’s disclosed
SEEs critics they say she's "Drama, Whore, Homos"
I'm from the NYC stupid, of course I’m for the Mo’s
If you grew up with nerds tryin’ to get in your holes
You'd be celebrating the minute you wasn’t havin' trolls
I'm like f*** SEES, you can kiss my whole vaghole
If you don't like my message you can X out the window
I got beef with the geeks if i don't give a tittie show
They call me a man, I wkwkwk, sh** SO?
Britfgts try and abuse my blonde ass
Guess what, doesn’t phase this lass, scrabbers
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence you think Emerick has
I'm from USWP to the WH, bitches, I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but SEEs ain't one
99 problems but the trolls ain’t one
If you're havin' SEEs problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a troll ain't one
The month’s August and my patience is low
In my ear Tom McDougal cries, I can’t take no mo’
I got two choices: quit Lib PP or continue runnin’ the show
Throw back as much vodka till i drop to the floor
Throw Emerick out of the CP race and ragequit fo’ sho’
Put myself on the ballot for shi*s and giggles galore
So I... do it and Emerick comes runnin’ for sure
I heard "Why aren’t you runnin’ me, I’ma cry, whore?"
Cause I'm young and I'm blonde and you’re mentally slow?
Do I look like the guy who raped you when you be in jail, I don't know...
Are you gonna bitch and moan and turn everyone against me some mo’?
"Well I thought you was my friend but turned into a hoe"
"I guess me bringing personal sh** into the game was low”
"Look, put me back on the ballot and I’ll let you drink your SoCo"
I ain't puttin’ you on sh** my reasoning is legit
"Well, do you mind if I perve around and fondle your cli*?"
Well my blood alcohol is high and I’m sick of this shi*
And I know you got buttraped when you were in the clink...
“But I really wanna be PotUS, please baby, what you think?”
“I know I j/o to Asian boys, you want proof, here’s the link”
“So can I please run for office, yeah or what?”
Yah, I’m done with the game and Tom McDougal’s a butt
Have fun presidenting it up and making HR your slut
"I love you so much, when I think of you I come"
I got 99 problems but Emeric ain't one
99 Problems but a troll ain't one
if you havin Emerick problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a troll ain't one
Now once upon a time a few weeks ago
A bitch like myself had a troll callin me a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of findin’ men to blow
But a bitch havin no loyal friends, sayin’ f*** Dio
I tried to ignore him and talked to Deleruin,
He said, “Bitchsmack his ass, forget about him.”
I <3 Deleruin, he maybe a gay, but thats no sin. (Ajay, take note)
A few weeks later BradleyReala asked me to join his admin
I said fu** yeah, dude... I'ma get to campaignin’
New War Mod out, battles out the ass, in come the shouts
Shi* went bad, shoutin’ and callin’ Brad out
Trollers be sayin’ “he sucks, worst ever, no doubt”
And here I go trapped in the derp-derp again
Back beatin’ off the trolls with the sarcasm again
Takin’ lots of shi* and bein’ a bitch again
Administration with their backstabbin’ be hurtin’ him
Not to name any names, but the VP and Gulden
You’re supposed to back him even if you don’t agree with him
Hater’s be waitin’ 6 days to impeach again
And watch I’ma get a lotta hate for harrasin' them
Tryin to back my friends and probably gonna be supportin’ Krem
But ain't nothin wrong 'bout how I have my fun
I got 99 problems being a bitch ain't one.
*Things you need to know to understand this.
1) I ragequit last August when I was the Lib PP
2) Emerick and I go way back
3) Emerick spent some time in the joint.
4) My “fgt” patrol are my pimped out gays. You know who you are.
5) I think that even if you don’t agree with what the president is doing, if you are on his administration, your job is to be loyal and disagree with him in private, not on the forums or in the press. If you don’t like it then resign, and then talk shi*.
Oh yeah, sub to my paper for more gangstahoe shi*, thanks.
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