PTO Sequence Initiated
Day 1,867, 19:56
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With the 49th parallel unguarded, I have slipped by into this land they call “Ka-na-ta”, with both an Indian tracker and express permission from the guards.
Above: Teddy Roosevelt riding some sort of animal
For my first act as acting-PTOer, I declare my candidacy for CP of Canada.
Oh wait, never mind. I’m still not running for CP.
Prepare yourselves nevertheless, Canada.
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Kanata, Canada. Okay.
I once heard that Canada was based on what the first Spanish explorers said shortly after arriving in Canada:
"Aca nada!" (ie. "No Gold!")
Sorry, PTOers, you are about a month too late ~ not much gold left in the coffers nowadays
We still haven't fully removed the endless piles of moose feces that built up in the far north, so you can have that part of Canada free of charge
In German, "Keine da" (pronounced kine a da) means "Nobody there". Fitting description of our population density vs. Europe.
Change your nickname, Yankee
~_^
Tem ~ why would he do that, it's just perfect as is:
http://www.5440.com/ --> Mining for Gold Since 1981, what?
and this one's for asspecially for you, tembutt!
http://youtu.be/PZJ8xifBiBc
I once heard that Canada was based on what the first Spanish explorers said shortly after arriving in Canada:
"Aca nada!" (ie. "No Gold!")
Sorry, PTOers, you are about a month too late ~ not much gold left in the coffers nowadays
X2
LOL. At first I thought there were 5440 comments. I was like, woah.
MaryChan- Lewis and Clark spelled Sacagawea 8 different ways, I think I can get away with 2 here.
Plugson- As if I care about gold, what sort of gypsy do you take me for?
Tembutt- maybe
Armour144- I ACCEPT.
i once heard that Canada got it's origin from Kaenada a japanense word for desolate wasteland.
The name of Canada has been in use since the earliest European settlement in Canada, with the name originating from a First Nations word kanata (or canada) for "settlement", "village", or "land".
More original than the United States,
Conversation.... Ok so the rebellion against England was successful what do we call ourselves.
Oh I know how about the United Provinces of America....
Na the term Province sounds too British.
How about calling our freed Colonies ..... States.
Then we call ourselves the United States of America !!!!
Ok and then it is settled short would be USA.or America
What about those cowards up north that did not rebel with us? They are in North America too.....
Ah do not worry nobody lives there anyway and the USA one day will own them.
@5440: I should've specified *Kanata, Ontario, Canada." It's an unknown city around Ottawa.
Unknown?!?! Next you're going to tell me you have no clue what Nepean is. Yeah, right, Mary!
@Chochi: Exactly.
I don't even know half the GTA spans, and I live in the GTA. Mississauga- Isn't that around Toronto? Scarborough- Isn't that around Toronto? Oakville- Isn't that around Toronto? St. Catherines- Isn't that around Toro-- oh wait. ...
I live in my own sheltered world in the middle of nowhere in the middle of nowhere in Ontario, Canada.
Is this a fitting time to tell everyone I'm from the USA irl?
No?
Okay then.
@Mary Chan/Chochi: the GTA is ever expanding, from Burlington to Brock, from Caledon to Clarington, from Richmond Hill to the Halton Hills, the GTA grows evermore.
and lol I live in the GTA...woo?
Caledon to Clarington is fine. If you get to Carleton or Carlingwood then we might need to talk.