President of Canada caught fighting against his American Allies

Day 1,726, 17:14 Published in USA USA by Emerick

Current president of Canada, Jacobi, shown here caught red-handed

President Jacobi, who's claimed to want not only peace, but bro-staus with America again, was sighted fighting against American interests less than 30 minutes ago. And before you say that he was just screwing around, this score is no time to screw around. We're dangerously close to losing it.


Not play time

Why Jacobi is fighting for Mexico can only be speculated, so I will. The only good reason I can see Jacobi fighting for Mexico(which, by the way, is against America) would be to screw up our bonuses, incite rage, and revamp the war effort against Canadia. Again. Obviously, Jacobi wants to weaken relations with America in order to weaken our relations with our European allies, to create interest in another American invasion. Only this time, with Canadia leading the charge.


The silent killer

Jacobi, I'm calling you out, you snow-covered swine. Your records are here, but possibly not all of it. For all we know, this was not the first incident. If you've helped cause America to lose another region, then Dio save your soul. You snow-eating, snout-faced, nerf-herder. If you honestly want good relations with America, prove me wrong and order your troops to save Southeast of Mexico.

Like my bro Mark44 and I