PE (Day 1,098) - Election Express

Day 1,098, 12:03 • Published in USA USA • by Pony Express


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Director’s note: USA is dancing fools. We dance with British, we dance with Russian, we dance with everyone, make em our crazy tools. USA's a patriot today! Everybody's getting it in their own way! Stay frosty.

Latest DoD Orders -- Swish and flick!

Top Media
Who Wants to be a Congressmen? -- Rod Damon lets loose how you can be a dancing queen.

Arm America Alert -- Get your supplies here and now!

WHPR Talks About Congress Freeze -- It's a freeze, it's a patriot, it's a thing you really should read. Do it, vote it, be American.

Ligtreb Is Proud of You, America -- And here's why.

Why So Serious? -- Blank Keating says "Cheer up, emo kid, everything's a-ok!" More or less.

Still wondering how this issue can get more patriotic? Just you wait.

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