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Day 1,920, 04:29 • Published in USA USA • by USA Department of the Interior




CONTACT -
rainy sunday, Secretary of Interior
Othere, deputy Secretary of Interior
@Department of Interior

TALLAHASSEE, FL – The Department of the Interior announce the kickoff of Phase I of their Strategic Sustainability Performance Plan. The sustainability plan continues the Administration’s commitment to lead by example and cut waste and costs in federal operations.

Just kidding. Sort of. Only not really.

The eUS Department of Interior currently administers three programs designed to supplement active US citizens with extra food and/or weapons. Eligibility requirements apply. At present, we do this with zero government funding, relying instead on proceeds from fundraisers and personal donations from generous citizens like yourselves.

One of my goals when I accepted the position as Secretary of Interior was to ensure responsible use of the resources many of you have already so generously provided the Department with. Along with standard reviews to ensure applicant eligibility requirements are being met and overall program assessments, we are looking for new means for the Department to help support itself. Working with kodos, we’ve resumed using the department organization to offer modest amounts of Gold and currency on the monetary market. You can help support these Interior programs by purchasing from the USA Department of Interior when you see offers on the market. All proceeds go to support Interior programs.


Let’s take a look at what we offer.

Interior Programs

Program I: Meals on Wheels
Director - kodos

Meals on Wheels (MoW) is our longest running Interior program, an idea originated by PrincessMedyPi of The Welcoming Committee and funded by a 4000 USD start-up grant from the US Government, Wheels on Meals began operations in February 2009. MoW supplied 168 citizens with 2 Q1 food and 2 Q2 food each it’s first month in operation. Today, we offer free food providing up to 500 energy per applicant and kodos handles an average of 12-15 eligible requests per day.

How it works
1. Be a US citizen at level 25 or under
2. Grab your profile ID (this is the number at the end of your citizen profile page url)
3. Go to http://tinyurl.com/DoI-MoW
4. PROFIT!





Program II: ~bewbs 4 newbs~
Director - The Original Hawkie

~bewbs for newbs~ (B4N) is a forum-based program, designed to help direct new citizens to our national forums and give them a titillating reason to visit often, originated from former Secretaries jerseygirldani and TheLibertine (better known as CRoy). Today, qualifying posters will receive up to 400 energy in free food while lucky winners of Sexy Pic of the Day earn an additional 200 health, 10 q7 tanks and some bonus hawt Hawkie lovin’.

How it works
1. Register @ eusaforums.com
2. Find a great bewb pic and your profile link
3. Visit and post your chosen bewb pic and link @ http://tinyurl.com/b4nerep
4. PROFIT!



Well, what are you waiting for? Grab your bewbs and get going!


Program III: Tank Up to Rank Up
Director - ImperialFez



Tank Up to Rank Up (TU2RU) was first introduced under Israel Stevens’ Administration in June 2012 and initially offered Q6 tanks to cover 30 fights per day for US citizens at or below level 36. TU2RU expense exceeded 400 Gold in it’s first month, funded largely out-of-pocket by Mr. Stevens with support from a few anonymous donors. Eligibility requirements were amended after the Admin addition of Divisions, today’s program is tailored for US citizens in Division 2. Yesterday, TU2RU supplied 37 eligible citizens or 185 Q6 tanks. Apply today and up your firepower!

How it works
1. Be a US citizen at or between levels 25 - 29
2. Do not belong to AFA or any anti-American group (Party or MU)
3. Visit and apply @ http://tinyurl.com/eUS-TU2RU
4. PROFIT!



Party-sponsored Assistance Programs
Highlighting programs not affiliated with the USA Government but open to all eligible US citizens. If your party program would like to be featured, forward details to rainy sunday or leave a comment below. Party membership must not be a requirement.

A Helping Hand
Non-Federalist Party Members receive 400 Health, 3 q7 Tanks

Application Form: www.tinyurl.com/FedAHH

Requirements: American Citizenship

Reasons for Denial:
-Member of a Non-American Party
-No American Damage
-No Inventory Space
-Double Requests (Day Change = 3 Hrs. Before ST)
-Evidence of a Multi-Account
-Clearly a PTOer

Details:
-Founded on day 1831
-Over 10k requests for tanks and food. 20k + tanks distributed
-Run by QMs Duncan Crowe and Aoi the Fish

Original Article: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-fed-i-can-has-tanks-u-sure--2162984/1/20
Most Recent Update: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-fedpp-running-on-tanks--2196708/1/20

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