[Fed.] I Can Has Tanks? U Sure?
Day 1,831, 02:00
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by Duncan Crowe
The Federalist Party, always on the forefront of both government and community, have never been quite happy with their awesomeness. They have always wanted to be, in any case, more awesome. The most awesome.
As a result of this need to be awesome, the Fed. Party has decided to offer each and every citizen of this nation with 400 health, and if they choose, 3 q7 tanks.
No conditions, no terms, no nothing. Just food, and tanks.
While we originally only offered these supplies to our members, it has long come time to offer it to each and every citizen of this great nation. Except, of course, the AFA. They can find there own tanks...
Now, as I'm sure you're wondering, how do you get the tanks? Magical unicorns? Flying sharks? Teleportation?
The answer is quite boring, actually. All you have to do is fill out a simple form, and then just wait for your tanks.
This form -> (Insert Super Awesome Form Link Here)
DARN. Who forgot to put the form in there? Jefferson....
Here it is. -> http://www.tinyurl.com/FedAHH
Pretty easy, amirite?
Yes
🙂.
While the tanks have no conditions attached, the Feds. would love to see your support and membership in the future. We are truly an awesome party, full of vibrant members and a diverse community of all nationalities.
We encourage you to get involved.
...Did I mention members get MOAR tanks and MOAR Health?
800 Health, 5 q7 vs. 400 Health, 3 q7.
What would you do?
Yeah, I'd join the Feds too. More stuff = better.
Fed. Party Page - http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/federalist-party-2263/1
Fed. IRC - http://tinyurl.com/FedsLive
That pretty much concludes this Fed. article.
Thanks for reading!
Please vote, comment, and subscribe if you enjoyed!
Remember, vote FED tomorrow for Congress!
Until next time...on behalf of the Feds,
Best Regards,
http://tinyurl.com/DCCurriculumVitae
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I love the Feds.
inb4 Ronald Gipper Reagan spam.
I love the Feds as well. I also love Duncan Crowe, our tireless Treasury director and congressman,
Voted hard, Proud/Horny
cool.. I will just have people apply for it then come back 😉
Thanks BigC, means a lot coming from you.
RGR, you're welcome to try. I'd try and keep all your multis together tho, wouldn't want any of them getting lost....
THis makes me so damn proud, and so damn horny.
Dennis.. you're always horny. xD
Colin, you would know. 😛
Sorry I forgot the link there Dunks, I was trying to make a list of the different ways you and myself are more awesome than RGR. I got to 1478 and fell asleep 🙁
Feds=Awesomeness.
@RGR, keep it positive.
@DC, I would ask that you not single out our party please. I am glad that you all are helping citizens. Maybe you can support lowering the taxes from 25% down to 18%.
Feds glad you all are national with your program.
P/H
nice job.
@ Shermain Tanks are being donated to the Program with the agreement that they are not given to AFA members. If you have an issue with the AFA being excluded your issue is with me and not the Feds.
@Dennis, I have stated what I have to say. I wish the Feds well. I do not think any one in our party is bothered by you "excluding" us I am sure.
this is philippines idea 🙂
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/public-wellfare-comittee-s-report-2135000/1/20
Cool Program
received. tank you very much.
good good good...I love u USA
p/h
Sweet! Rock on Feds!
Shermain, I don't know if you noticed but our treasury is almost empty. We used to be able to spend $400,000 every day, but now we only have $124,120 (at time of this post). We need more money to support our military and sign MPPs with other countries. By lowering taxes you would doom America.
Voted!
Thanks Duncan.
V
Thank you. I passed mine to a FT officer.
@Jestsmets, this was the arguments used back in 2010 when they were raking in the money from us at 23 percent.
V! Cool initiative!
6th party member who intends to vote Fed for congress elections, Rock on Feds!
Free food and tanks are always good.
vote...now send staff.
P/H
>Civil War
AFA - AMP
North - South
FREEDOM 4 America
AFA my opinion...
AMP are anti eastern european nazis 🙁
I fell sorry for the discrimination that my fellow european players have to suffer from the AMP members
actually, this is more like the war of 1812: we already kicked out the serbs, but they want to re-invade. and wouldn''t you know that, you superpatriotic afa guy, with your no damage for america since day 1619 and a 640,000 damage stint for serbia a month ago? you must be one of those endangered serbian afa members that ajay always talks about in his troll comments whenever somebody mentions the afa's demographics😉
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Thanks!
v+s \o/\o/\o/
"No conditions, no terms, no nothing. Just food, and tanks.---
Except, of course, the AFA. They can find there own tanks..."
LOL! Same Old Elitist BS! Glad I'm AFA and AED !
Support the AFA and RGR! Pay the Elitists back for 3+ years of Oppression, Domestic PTOs, Dirty Tricks, and Bad Stewardship of America. New Players, Do not be fooled by their slander of players who disagree with them.
Vote for an all AFA Congress!
Join the AFA, we have Cookies and lots of Pizza! 🙂
Voted!
P/H
Great work dunks!
Mexico Campaign = Publicity Stunt? What do you think?
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/mexico-campaign-publicity-stunt-or-appeasement-war--2163988/1/20
So I've heard your newspaper has to have kitten pictures to get subs? Can I get a confirmation on this?
Thanks for the tanks DC/DMV \o/
sweet thanks
AMP totally shouldve copy-righted this idea 😛
btw
@PTOers: Get a life, whining about not getting loyal eUSA citizen's tanks wont help ya none
http://www.erepublik.com/br/article/level-e-d5-2166437/1/20
Voted and Subscribed.
keep it up good people!!