Oaxaca - A Tactical Nightmare?

Day 477, 14:04 • Published in USA Bulgaria • by Jewitt
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11 March, 2009 (Day 477 of the New World), Oaxaca had a resistance war started last night by the UIP's own NoneSuch. With confusion, many people "lulz" fought for the resistance while many more fought for the defenders - the eUSA.

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Within an hour, something odd began to happen. Mexican forces were fighting for the eUSA and eAmericans were fighting for the eMexican resistance. As I am writing this, orders were sent out, shouted, and mass-Private Messaged for all eAmericans to fight for the resistance, for the eMexicans, for that big red button. Why? This makes no sense. To add to the confusion, eRomanians began attacking on the defender side, the eAmerican side, and brought the region which was formerly going to be freed now back into eUS-ian hands.

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Why is this tragic?

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As the Portuguese forces advanced, the eUS Armed Forces came up with a tactical wonder: The Portuguese could not advance into Mexican-held territory. In order to secure our more northern Mexican territories, the Generals ordered that a resistance war be declared to block the advance.

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This happened late at night and quickly a ECHO was released, followed by requests for shout spamming to get the word out. So, it seems that it is vital to lose this region and with it, I must agree. This was truly a clever and ingenious plan. Yet, it failed to make room for error.

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Our uninformed populous saw "resistance war" and instead of looking into Presidential orders or even their little friendly shouts, fought for the defenders. Not to mention poor communication to Atlantis caused a Romanian division to attack the wrong side.

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With only eight hours left, the wall (previously in favor of freedom and thus success on our tacticians' part) seems quite secure and our plan failed. I presume that tanks would have to be called to destroy the wall to ensure our strategic victory.

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Hopefully this will be a lesson to all: Before you attack, look into if you really should be. Our military fails at communication because many of our soldiers and citizens fight without looking at the signs. A little investigation could go a long way.
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Fight for the resistance, people! Seriously, look around and use some common sense. If you are fighting for a side which is supported by names like "Furio" and "Gihjukisa" I would seriously reconsider. "Jewitt," "Benn Dover," and "Panther" look more like eAmerican supporters to me.

Vote it up so everyone else can see what to do.

In the last article, we announced that Jewitt would be running again in Tennessee. He was recently asked to run in Alaska for PrincessMedyPi whom wishes not to have the chance of a vacant seat pending a Presidential elections - the same reason Jewitt did not run last month. Currently, Jewitt plans to run in Tennessee until further notice.

Did you catch the subliminal messaging? It was repeated eight times.

-Jewitt, Chief Editor