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Dear citizens of my kingdom, I will now guide you through the noble houses of Denmark. This article will contain the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, and will be signed by Barney Stinson as a token of awesomeness and truth.

House of Agri Bavnehøj
Lead by Duke TormDK
The House of Agri Bavnehøj is the most prestigious house of the Danish Kingdom. The region is well-known for being the fikspunkt with the coordinates (200,200) in System34, an old geographic coordinate-system for Denmark. In System34, the origo is placed on Rügen, which is part of Germany. The fact that the coordinate-system had anything to do with Germany is the main reason why Denmark has now moved on to using DKTM for local surveíng and UTM Zone 32N for some regional surveying.
Agri Bavnehøj himself, yes he exists, is my great grandfather, and the House of Agri Bavnehøj is named after him - he is mostly known as the inventor of flintesten and søgræs.

House of DSA (De Sydfynske Alper)
Lead by Duke Alfen_Rasp
The House of De Sydfynske Alper is the most beautiful house of the Danish Kingdom. The region is well-known for Svanninge Bakker, Diernæs(the city where Holstenshuus is placed) and Horne Kirke, the only “rundkirke” on Fyn.
In Horne, the former noble family of Bille (also known as Bille-Brahe and Bille-Brahe-Selby) founded a castle named Hvedholm. Hvedholm has since filled a number of positions in local life, including being a sanitorium, an old-peoples-home and now a hotel. Every year, the Ferrari Club of Denmark have their yearly gathering at this castle. Bille was also the founder of more well-known Egeskov Slot, where Michael Ahlefeldt-Laurvig is now residing.
Caroline Fleming, who is countess of Valdemar Slot, was married to Rory Fleming, the cousin of the late Ian Fleming, father/writer of James Bond. Caroline Fleming has nothing to do with the noble house of DSA, however it is said that she was paid £400 millions as a divorce.alimony-thing.. That’s more money than I myself have in my treasury!

House of KiV (København indenfor Voldene)
Lead by Duke Mr. Naizugai
The House of København indefor Voldene is the political house of the Danish Kingdom. The region is well-known for Christiansborg, Amalienborg, Kastellet and - first and foremost I believe - Christiania, the place where all kinds of funny tobacco can be bought for a silly amount of money.
KiV is also one of the most boring regions in the kingdom, due to the large amount of museums available.
I must admit I don’t have a lot of boring trivia about KiV, so you will be spared this time!

House of Brokvartererne
Lead by Duke Jepaan
The House of Brokvartererne is the house of the Danish kingdom ruling over the most dense populated area. On Nørrebro, you’re able to find all kind of ethnic people. On Vesterbro, you’re able to find all kind of whores(literally, that is where you find whores) On Østerbro, you’re able to find all danish celebrities.
On Vesterbro you have a street called Istedgade. The street is very famous because of it’s wide offers of prostitutes, sleazy pubs and narcotics. It is also a place where a lot of homeless people hang around. The reason why the area has some social problems are due to an old cityplan. The cityplan stated that Sønder Boulevard should have been made into a highway, feeding the center of the city with traffic. That lead to the houseprices in the area (Istedgade runs parallel with Sønder Boulevard) dropping like it was hot, causing a deflation of the real estate value in the area. At the same time, the pornography was allowed in Denmark, meaning that all the new shops needed a place to be - and suddenly, the entire street of Istedgade had some of the lowest houseprices/rents in Copenhagen, combined with only 5 mins walk to Copenhagen Central Station - PERFECT..

House of Whiskybæltet
Lead by Duke naaler
The House of Whiskybæltet is the house of capitalism in the Danish Kingdom.
It is home to some of the richest people in Denmark, with a lot of great (and nice!) villas along Strandvejen. The reason for Whiskybæltets popularity for rich people has deep roots in Brokvartererne. When the relocation to the suburbs came, the wealthiest people were living on Østerbro. The poorer people lived on Nørrebro and Vesterbro, and thus the rich people continued to move northwards, forming Whiskybæltet all the way from KiV to the north coast of Sjaelland.

House of Sydhavsøerne
Lead by Duke Tyren9
The House of Sydhavsøerne is the house of flat land in the Danish Kingdom.
Seriously, it is SO FLAT. They grow a lot of sugar beets and carrots down there.
There’s a lot of good, agricultural land which primarily consist of clay and a clay/sand-mix.

House of Storstrøm
Lead by Duke crillep
The House of Storstrøm is the house of bridges in the Danish Kingdom.
Guldborgsundbroen, Storebæltsbroen, Storstrømsbroen, Dronning Alexandrines Bro, Frederik d. IX’s Bro, Kronprins Frederiksbro, Munkholmbroen, Ny Halsskovbro, Farøbroen - you name it, they’ve got it!
Storstrøm is, Udkantsdanmark aside, the most boring part of Denmark. It’s basically nothing but suburbs and boringness.

House of Jomfruanegade
Lead by Duke HrBjorn
The House of Jomfruanegade is the house of drinking in the Danish Kingdom. It’s the name of a street in Aalborg, 150m’s long, filled with bars and restaurants.
One bar is named Storm P, after the danish multi-artist Robert Storm Pedersen. He was actually from Copenhagen, a self-educated butcher, who is mostly known for his satiric cartoons that is very critically towards society.
In Denmark, Storm P has - in some freaky way - become a statue of invention and clever thinking.

House of Udkantsdanmark
Lead by Duke Grev Per
The House of Udkantsdanmark is the house of shit in the Danish Kingdom. Every country has it - places where nobody wants to live, and places with a strong scent of fish and other non-attractive substanses. In Denmark. that is Udkantsdanmark. It’s excactly too far away from big cities, so no young people can study anything. It is exactly too far from the centralized old-peoples-homes, so no old people can live there. It is exactly too far from the jobs, so no one in the working class can live there. So, basically, it’s a place for retired people who are not ready to go to an old-peoples-home..

House of Vendelbo
Lead by Duke carlos
The House of Vendelbo is the house of art in the Danish Kingdom. “Skagenmalerne” is a group of painters, very famous within the Danish borders. They have painted a shitload of pictures, I can’t name any of them but hey - I’m just the king!

As you might see, the first couple of houses are more throughoutly described. There's two reasons for that:
1) I like those houses better

2) I lost my mojo

3) It's late

4) I can't count


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