The king is alive, all hail the king!
Totood The Second
Dear citizens of the Kingdom of Denmark
It is my utmost pleasure to announce myself as the new King of Denmark. The Kingdom of Denmark, or Denmark for short, is one of the oldest monarchys in the world, and thus it is only appropriate to awaken the Danish nobilities once again.
As of today, the Kingdom of Denmark holds 412 citizens, meaning that there is 10 noble houses. Each noble house owns the right to the corresponding territory of Denmark, and thus are held responsible for every action carried out by the people of the territory.
The noble houses all descend from Gorm Den Gamle, the first king of Denmark.
The noble houses, and their leader, are as follows:
Duke TormDK of the House of Agri Bavnehøj
Duke Alfen_Rasp of the House of DSA (De Sydfynske Alper)
Duke Mr. Naizugai of the House of KiV (København indenfor Voldene)
Duke Jepaan of the House of Brokvartererne
Duke naaler of the House of Whiskybæltet
Duke Tyren9 of the House of Sydhavsøerne
Duke crillep of the House of Storstrøm
Duke HrBjorn of the House of Jomfruanegade
Duke Grev Per of the House of Udkantsdanmark
Duke Carlos of the House of Vendelbo
In the following articles, I will account for every noble house of Denmark, that includes a family tree to show how we are all related.
Now, as King of country, I will go and find myself a couple of spouses to polish my nails - one most look the very best everyday as it is no game to be a king!
Mark my words, my time in office will be the most extravagant in the history of Denmark!
To underline my point, and to show my willingness to reward the hard working people of Denmark, I will hold a small competition:
As mentioned above, the noble houses all descend from Gorm Den Gamle(english: Gorm the Old)
Therefore, we need a coat of arms, that can be used by all the noble houses as long as I am king.
Contributions to the competition should be send to (Ben Dover Business). Ben Dover Business is my official secretary, and will handle all my fanmail as well.
(Tip of the day: Gorm Den Gamle was a very humorous man, so the contributions should be as well)
The winner of the competition will be announced on day 1050 of the New World, and the reward is no less than 5 pieces of Gold!
Kind Regards,
Stente
(This message was approved by Barney Stinson - now, go suit up and help eDenmark become AWESOME)
Comments
Oh captain my captain... : D
Awesome article Oh Captain my Captain! You are indeed an awesome king!
Did I say you were awesome?
Hurray for KiV!
HEY OH CAPTAIN KING!
No contributions to the competition yet - what kind of lazy son of a noble man are you?
Captain King
But Udkantsdanmark,, the real name there should be thePartThereSmellOfFishDanmark 😁 now when esbjerg are in there 😛
The king has informed me, that he considered the name DRB (Den Rådne Banan) as that is a commonly used phrase in the planning sector of Denmark.
If you watched Debatten 2 weeks ago, you would have seen Jørgen Møller in action. That is, I believe, the man who invented the term. Also, he is a very nice man who graded Captain King very nicely last spring! 🙂
Also, you should watch it just because Clement Kjersgaard is simply phenomenal - and awesome!
I can't watch Clement, his lips are too distracting.
Congratulations your kingliness, tillykke din kongelighed 😉
oh Captain my Captain!
Congrats with your new post
I bow for you my nobleness
Haha hvilken slags "store strøm" er der tale om HEHEHEHE
Storstrøm Amt was the name of Lolland, Falster, Møn and Sydsjælland until it became part of Region Sjælland in 2007 .. I just thought it was a nicer name than "House of Sjælland" 😉
Alfen_Rasp got the coolest place imo
btw can I take that little island right of Vendelbo? xD
If you don't even know the name of Læsø, nor the fantastic "sydesalt", then NO - you cannot...
finally, took long enough haha
@Stente: I know the name now xD