News of The Day: The days asshattery.
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by Candor
Wednesday, September 27, 2012: Day 1772 
Daily Press Score: 7/10.
The last 24 hours, many of you have stepped up! Keep writing eAmerica. Non-Meta players depend on media to keep them involved, informed, and interested. If you’re contributing to the media mod, you’re helping grow the nation.
We've lost the battle to take back FYROM's only Rubber region, Aquitaine, and now we'll need to wait to regain the initiative. Maryland (active battle) is stillopen, go fight with spitballs and WMD's. Every bit helps.
The Frenchies are fighting in Province Alpes Azur, and we hope they stop for carbs at McDonalds cause they both hate us and love us for that place, and that ammuses me. I eat everything french with cream of anything soup. French bread, french fries, french toast. Ok, not frech toast. But I digress...
We’ve taken back Virginia, and both George and Mike are once again at peace in their own back yards. The Italians are busy attacking way over there in that boot shaped nation. Both of these attacks will reduce FYROM’s resource bonus. Hit them in the balls folks!
Yay for our team.
Ya, I borrowed that. meh.
"You can be damn sure, that we’re going to take the fight all the way to Macedonia. We’ll take it right to their home regions if we can, although don’t get too excited about that. The Macedonians are some of the whiniest people in the game. They will almost assuredly fight against themselves in a RW, to cut us off from reaching their homeland."
eNational Public Radio
#eNPR: Listen to the most recent podcast
Chickensguys proposed a $69 money transfer, costing the nation $400,000 today. Money we’ll never get back. Damage our armies won’t be laying down.
I PM’d him to ask how he’d like me to vote on this Proposal, and why, but he hasn’t responded. We can only surmise that in his mind, he’s helping the nation? Ok, but which nation?
The AFA is full of primarily eSerbians, joined by Pizza The Hut (aka AJ Bruno/Cartman Lee/Ronald Gipper Reagan). The National Command Authority (The Executive) has declared the AFA Party a PTO, which means they are enemies of the state, here to overthrow our national interests, and substitute their own foreign (team) interests in their stead. The AFA took 15 seats in Congress last night, far short of any majority, and less than Ajay had predicted. They came in second.
They will use those seats to open the borders to even more foreign PTO personnel, as well as mess with money transfers etc. We can expect an Impeachment Proposal weekly, which strips us of the ability, mechanically, to swap out a bad, or AWOL, POTUS. All bad stuff.
I know you hate that eAmerica, but consider that the AFA threw down nearly 900 votes election night, of just over 3k cast.
If we run multiple candidates we seriously (and unacceptably) increase the risk of the AFA candidate taking the nation.
Party Presidents should get their asses in a huddle and choose the next POTUS.
You should PM your PP’s with your suggestions. That may be as close as we can safely get to democracy this election, and probably next.
You heard it here first, and I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news. I love you eAmerica.
Anyone else miss our old Greek allies? I Really liked those guys, they saved our asses more than once. I'm also not ashamed to say I p-much love the eAlbanians as well, another great group of people.
~Candor
Who’s running for President? See above commentary on ATO defense.
It’s been said Gnilraps may throw his hat in the ring for POTUS.
John Largo just announced he'd like the job. Potato says he'd like the job too.
I expect that there will be quite some conversation behind closed doors as to whom we should choose this cycle. I hope you guys throw up a straw vote at least, give the process some formality and semblence of order. Then ALL of us need to get behind that guy.
New Azazel: Picking The Next POTUS
fingerguns: Unity Candidate
The White House Press Room
The President of The eUnited States: Day 1770
DoD Orders: Day 1774 TODAY
____________________________________________________________________________
This is funny:
Is the eUSA dead?
No, the eUSA is not dead.
____________________________________________________________________________
Hail CTRL
AMP: Cerbs Word
Plan for Tomorrow
pop: Congressional News
I’ll add links as the day goes on. Feel free to spam below any good ones.
And this just in, Emerick can fit 7 fingers up his ass:
Also Emerick woke up. Funny stuff.
Humorous cartoon
There have always been rebels, and we RL American’s usually like them. It’s in our nature. They are loyalists, but they are typically (read always) unhappy with something going on in eGovernment. In this section, I’ll post links to bitches, or give nod to the best of the angry via my Pissed Off And Proud list.
Nominations accepted.
Dru Blood formerly Cold Hearted Snake. Now PERMA-BANNED. See you soon in rebirth.
Slyk Willy
Peace of pi "pop"/formerly George Pumpkinette
"glorious eRepublik - Candor and generosity" ~Captain Kushskins
"Decent elitist paper, it's mostly propaganda but it does have some useful info in it." ~Norbengo
"...finally something worth reading again" ~Npaidi
"...love your paper!" ~fingerguns
"...love the article! ~BeachBunny
"Great news as always." ~Dirty Scarlet Silverbeard
"Best pretend paper in all of the pretend world! And Candor is a handsome man." ~Totally Fictional Person
"I love Candor and his asses" ~Bigcdizzle
"Top notch paper" ~Shiloh13
"Thumbs up!" ~Katawata
"It is literally irrational!" ~Ronald Gipper Reagan
"Jesus, this paper is awesome." ~President Israel Stevens
"...the monopoly continues!" ~Slyk Willy
"oh Candor,why u so awesome?" ~Punisher1389
"Best paper is Best!" ~Malpazar
"Very talented journalist!" ~ Vasspana
"Wow, something for everyone!" ~Ghost of Tom Joad
Leave 'em with ass, someone may have said once. Or not. No wait I just did.
Volume 2: The End.
Are you a Loyalist?
Dutifully Submitted,
____________________________________________________________________________
Never mind the article title that got you here. It got you here.
Daily Press Score: 7/10.
The last 24 hours, many of you have stepped up! Keep writing eAmerica. Non-Meta players depend on media to keep them involved, informed, and interested. If you’re contributing to the media mod, you’re helping grow the nation.
We've lost the battle to take back FYROM's only Rubber region, Aquitaine, and now we'll need to wait to regain the initiative. Maryland (active battle) is stillopen, go fight with spitballs and WMD's. Every bit helps.
The Frenchies are fighting in Province Alpes Azur, and we hope they stop for carbs at McDonalds cause they both hate us and love us for that place, and that ammuses me. I eat everything french with cream of anything soup. French bread, french fries, french toast. Ok, not frech toast. But I digress...
We’ve taken back Virginia, and both George and Mike are once again at peace in their own back yards. The Italians are busy attacking way over there in that boot shaped nation. Both of these attacks will reduce FYROM’s resource bonus. Hit them in the balls folks!
Yay for our team.
Ya, I borrowed that. meh.
"You can be damn sure, that we’re going to take the fight all the way to Macedonia. We’ll take it right to their home regions if we can, although don’t get too excited about that. The Macedonians are some of the whiniest people in the game. They will almost assuredly fight against themselves in a RW, to cut us off from reaching their homeland."
eNational Public Radio
#eNPR: Listen to the most recent podcast
Chickensguys proposed a $69 money transfer, costing the nation $400,000 today. Money we’ll never get back. Damage our armies won’t be laying down.
I PM’d him to ask how he’d like me to vote on this Proposal, and why, but he hasn’t responded. We can only surmise that in his mind, he’s helping the nation? Ok, but which nation?
The AFA is full of primarily eSerbians, joined by Pizza The Hut (aka AJ Bruno/Cartman Lee/Ronald Gipper Reagan). The National Command Authority (The Executive) has declared the AFA Party a PTO, which means they are enemies of the state, here to overthrow our national interests, and substitute their own foreign (team) interests in their stead. The AFA took 15 seats in Congress last night, far short of any majority, and less than Ajay had predicted. They came in second.
They will use those seats to open the borders to even more foreign PTO personnel, as well as mess with money transfers etc. We can expect an Impeachment Proposal weekly, which strips us of the ability, mechanically, to swap out a bad, or AWOL, POTUS. All bad stuff.
I know you hate that eAmerica, but consider that the AFA threw down nearly 900 votes election night, of just over 3k cast.
If we run multiple candidates we seriously (and unacceptably) increase the risk of the AFA candidate taking the nation.
Party Presidents should get their asses in a huddle and choose the next POTUS.
You should PM your PP’s with your suggestions. That may be as close as we can safely get to democracy this election, and probably next.
You heard it here first, and I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news. I love you eAmerica.
Anyone else miss our old Greek allies? I Really liked those guys, they saved our asses more than once. I'm also not ashamed to say I p-much love the eAlbanians as well, another great group of people.
~Candor
Who’s running for President? See above commentary on ATO defense.
It’s been said Gnilraps may throw his hat in the ring for POTUS.
John Largo just announced he'd like the job. Potato says he'd like the job too.
I expect that there will be quite some conversation behind closed doors as to whom we should choose this cycle. I hope you guys throw up a straw vote at least, give the process some formality and semblence of order. Then ALL of us need to get behind that guy.
New Azazel: Picking The Next POTUS
fingerguns: Unity Candidate
The White House Press Room
The President of The eUnited States: Day 1770
DoD Orders: Day 1774 TODAY
____________________________________________________________________________
This is funny:
Is the eUSA dead?
No, the eUSA is not dead.
____________________________________________________________________________
Hail CTRL
AMP: Cerbs Word
Plan for Tomorrow
pop: Congressional News
I’ll add links as the day goes on. Feel free to spam below any good ones.
And this just in, Emerick can fit 7 fingers up his ass:
Also Emerick woke up. Funny stuff.
Humorous cartoon
There have always been rebels, and we RL American’s usually like them. It’s in our nature. They are loyalists, but they are typically (read always) unhappy with something going on in eGovernment. In this section, I’ll post links to bitches, or give nod to the best of the angry via my Pissed Off And Proud list.
Nominations accepted.
Dru Blood formerly Cold Hearted Snake. Now PERMA-BANNED. See you soon in rebirth.
Slyk Willy
Peace of pi "pop"/formerly George Pumpkinette
"glorious eRepublik - Candor and generosity" ~Captain Kushskins
❤
"Decent elitist paper, it's mostly propaganda but it does have some useful info in it." ~Norbengo
"...finally something worth reading again" ~Npaidi
"...love your paper!" ~fingerguns
"...love the article! ~BeachBunny
"Great news as always." ~Dirty Scarlet Silverbeard
"Best pretend paper in all of the pretend world! And Candor is a handsome man." ~Totally Fictional Person
"I love Candor and his asses" ~Bigcdizzle
"Top notch paper" ~Shiloh13
"Thumbs up!" ~Katawata
"It is literally irrational!" ~Ronald Gipper Reagan
"Jesus, this paper is awesome." ~President Israel Stevens
"...the monopoly continues!" ~Slyk Willy
"oh Candor,why u so awesome?" ~Punisher1389
"Best paper is Best!" ~Malpazar
"Very talented journalist!" ~ Vasspana
"Wow, something for everyone!" ~Ghost of Tom Joad
Leave 'em with ass, someone may have said once. Or not. No wait I just did.
Volume 2: The End.
Are you a Loyalist?
Dutifully Submitted,
____________________________________________________________________________
Never mind the article title that got you here. It got you here.
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Again another great article. I lubs you Candor!
Thumbs up!
Your paper just keeps getting better everyday...THUMPS UP !!
WTF are you so afraid of?
It is literally irrational.
I love this. All of it.
Unity candidate needs to happen, and it needs to happen quick.
Candor, if you want any help on the paper just let me know.
Voted.
Jesus, this paper is awesome.
Candor 4 Unity Candidate!
"Candor 4 Unity Candidate! "
I'm down. Let's do this.
oh Candor,why u so awesome
And the monopoly continues
why dont you ask your awsome polish and spanish friends to drop mpp with serbia bcs they are on the brinking of totally destroying USA ?
just joking, I know you wont, since you know very well that Poland would never put USA in front of Serbia
😁^ We shall see friend. Stranger things have happened.
I wanted to say brink** (no sleep : )
I would really like to see that, dont know where is the delay ?
USA dropped MPP.s with Croatia, Romania , Greece etc all bcs of fictional TO your leaders made up, but despite of all that those countries (majority of players) participated in your ATO...
now when everybody see that real TO was serb/bulg your "allies" poland and spain do nothing ?
so you break 4 year old MPP.s based on made up story about TO, but now when real TO is going on you dont break MPP with Poland and Spain ?
they are supporting this TO by having Serbian MPP
I'm sorry Zelja! I'm not the fellow who can explain this to you, not yet anyway. Keep reading, your answers will be here soon enough, I promise.
"And the monopoly continues"
x 2
Another good article!
Voted good article!
The best paper to keep all eAmericans informed. Keep up the great work Candor.
Best paper is Best
V+S! Keep on writing, Candor!
V+S!
you are a very talented journalist, congratz!!!
Added new Exec section for up to do POTUS word. Don't know why I didn't have that from the start. POTUS can send me anythingthey want for that, or I'll C/P from latest paper.
"eNational Public Radio
#eNPR: No show tonight."
that's yesterday's news-- tonight (Thursday) eNPR airs at 1900hrs:
The New Media Regime continues to control the US Government newspapers and radio. New eNPR Host Dennis McVicker, Co-Host VP TorrinTheGreat, with Custer, Aeriala and others, discuss the hot topics of the day.
be in #eNPR for chat.
tonight's show link is http://www.blogtalkradio.com/enpr/2012/09/28/enpr-thursday-sept-27-2012
Seven?
1900 eRep is 10pm east coast, 7pm left coast
Updated George (Custer), thank you.
George (pop): Those links are the last thing I work on finding by myself. I look for shouts, or yes, post here. Sorry man.
And I try to keep them fresh-ish.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-virgin-s-first-proposals-spamming-nor-trolling--2128163/1/20
so I have to link my articles everyday, thanks for the notice...
Nice job, Candor!
Did you guys know there was an episode of Rawhide called "Incident at Seven Fingers"
Wow, something for everyone. Keep up the good work.
v
Great article.
AFA = patriots!
AFA = patriots!
X2
You know the problem with your poll is both answers are correct, their are members in all party's who wish to do harm to their party/USA. The AFA is no exception and has many who would look to do us harm. But that is no reason to throw democracy out the window. As democracy falls tyranny will rise.
V+S
AFA --> A party of traitors, thieves and PTOs who want to destroy this nation.
Oh dude, all I thought was Usama Bin Bruno