Is eUSA dead?!
Day 1,770, 08:40
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by mda1994
PLEASE, if you want the full effect of my writing, you HAVE to listen to my mood music!!
RIP eUSA???
Well America, I have to say, we find ourselves in what I believe to be one of the saddest situations that Plato ever could have bestowed upon us.
We're facing an eminent takeover from a Serbian/FYROMian/PURE-UNADULTERATED-EVIL terrorist group.
He hides his evil behind his all-american, movie-star charm and good looks...
As I write, we are currently under attack by our natural enemy, The Great Balkan Terror!!
Actual, on the ground footage of FYROMian soldiers marching through Maryland
And we're being forced to give up our resources and our bonuses to assuage one of our oldest and dearest friends.
Solution?
Yep America. I've got to admit, it's pretty bad out there right now. We're pretty close to losing all traces of sovereignty, and there are very few allies willing or able to help us. But, then again...
WHO NEEDS 'EM?!?!?! (change in mood music)
I mean, come on! This is America! We invented freedom, democracy, AND obesity!
The perfect American citizen...
You honestly think a group of pansy Serbian terrorists and the Former Yugoslav Republic of Northern Athens are gonna be able to keep us down?! HA! The FYRbians are gonna have to think twice if they believe that childish fantasy!
The FYRbians in their native habitat.
So come on America! Who cares if everyone's crapping on us?! Who cares if our administration has no idea what we're doing?! I don't! Cuz I know what I'm NOT gonna do! I'm NOT just gonna bend over and take it!
That's... almost right?
I'm gonna get out there, and I'm gonna stick it to the FYRbians! I'm gonna vote for my party! I'm gonna fight to the death! AND I'm NOT gonna let these haters get me down!
Thanks for reading! I hope this message was helpful to all you out there that might be losing hope in this amazing eCountry. Please, get out there and stick it to 'em! (Also, please vote, sub, shout, and comment if you like the article) We got this!!
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eh why not post it afterwards then? :3
I started to plan out the article, and then realized I only had 15 minutes before class.
You are insane. PTO is impossible. Large country like eUSA CAN NOT BE PTO!
It's fact.
I'm not arguing with you at all... I agree. That's why I'm saying if we get off our asses and get to it, there's NO WAY they can win.
MDA i agree if we get off our asses and kick it into gear. Only problem with that is I myself am motivated and doing all I can but not everyone is nor will they. A lot just really don't care. And its sad really.
Regardless Voted and Subbed.
Ronald Gipper Reagan eman of sh.t
we're facing some dire game mechanics thought.
If we hope to beat the serbian, we need 5x more player than they because we need to kick them out of the top 5.
V & S
V&S
FY, you need a serious baby boom.
Cannot believe Serbia has 15.000 citizens and you have majority European citizens here (including me).
Use this situation in order to get Real USA Citizens.
Quality article, liked the choice of pics.
nice article, voted
FYI, we didn't invent freedom or democracy.
We sure did perfect obesity though.
v + s
Amuurica Duck Yeah!
The eUS will never die! Anyone who PTO's will be assimilated, resistance is futile.
That eagle is either extremely pissed...
or he has to shit like a mother.
Both.. Eagles are known for ripping the heads off their enemies then shitting down their neck.
PS - and No the Eagle will not eat foul AFA / Serbian blood, it's not shitting on it's food. It will not eat foul AFA / Serbians. Though the added shit is an improvement for the AFA / Serbs.
Voted, already subbed.
Ronald Wilson Reagan: awesome guy, great President
Ronald Gipper Reagan: not so much.
Quality article, voted.
Voted