News Era #3, Supporting Democracy

Day 2,098, 07:06 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Invalidation


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It is with great prejudice that I happily take up the mantle of Media Module Mechanic Maximiser Master again, after a consecutive appointment from the new Party President! Our new leader of the new era is another of our Swedish PTOer recruits, who made himself famous during the infamous “Bremen Club House” PTO of eIreland. This was a group of players who set out to take over eIreland and hand over all their territory to eSweden, lead by ChewChewShoe himself.
This PTO went awry though, and actually ended in the wipe of eIreland by eUK, ChewChewShoe returned to eSweden and was labelled a failure and traitor. New Era have no qualms with recruiting either failures or traitors though, in fact our party is entirely made up of them! Now he's here to help our hostile takeover of eUK after being neatly handed the baton by fellow eSwede, Sven.



The best thing about the new party president though, is that it isn't wigibob. Wigibob is nothing more than another arm of the oldfag elitist cheating inner circle of New Era. His policies only including trolling new members and telling people that speak against him that they should kill themselves. We can all agree that when Wigibob is telling people to commit suicide, that he is being well out of order and it needs to stop. Its good for the health of New Era that such a vile being (I cannot bring myself to describe it as 'human') has not taken the helm again.



A blow has been struck against us though, despite this internal victory. Our greatest foe has prevailed in New Era #2, or Freemasons as they used to be called. That's right, DEMOCRACY has won there, and a leader was elected despite all our attempts to suppress the will of the people with multiple account votes for the elitist oldfag inner circle member: Don Dapper #2, or Sir Winston S Churchill as we want people to know him.

Now that he has lost and a true representative of the people has been elected in Freemasons, it has fallen to valid, rather than parrot, policies. Now the party is crying out that we Free Nelson Mandela. Why should we though, Nelson Mandela is a terrorist and deserves to rot in the dungeons beneath New Era HQ, Mexico City!
TACO has been broken though, and we need all of our members in RDP and 'Freemasons' to return to New Era, for we believe that the eUK might start and 'Anti-takeover' (ATO) against us in our heartland, New Era. We will need every vote, multiple account or otherwise, that we can muster if we are to continue our hostile actions. We are calling this policy “Fortress New Era”, and it shall be further explained in a future article. Just begin moving back to New Era now, TACO IS BROKEN!