News | Civil War Breaks Out
Day 811, 10:38
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This is a Philippine Press Club original article. Click here for original version.
MINDANAO - Armed fighting has sprung up throughout several regions of Mindanao, according to a news report in the left-wing newspaper, The People's Review.
According to the report, Sulu, Agusan del Sur, Davao, Bukidnon and Siquijor have become hotspots in the armed struggle between revolutionaries, who have taken advantage of the recently publicized palace intrigue regarding the identity of the heir of Mindanao to topple the monarchy, and the Royalists who remain loyal to His Sultanic Majesty Prince Terence II.
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The report continued that the national government has dispatched its armed forces to intervene in the regional coup d'état.
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In a statement given by National Defense Secretary Ariel David Buena to The Outisder, he was quoted as saying, "We have deployed selected elite troops of our military to reclaim my... no, I mean, bring stability to [Prince] Terence's kingdom."
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"We've deployed the Army Light Reaction Battalion, the Army Special Forces - Airborne, as well as members of the Naval Special Warfare Group to reinforce the Royalists and quell the revolution."
Sultan Prince Terence II's whereabouts are currently unknown.
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"We will find [Prince] Terence, whether dead or alive," assured Ariel. "I gave special instructions to [General of the Army] cruelbear to leave no stone unturned in the search for the sultan."
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Source: The eRepublik Outsider. Republished with permission.
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MINDANAO - Armed fighting has sprung up throughout several regions of Mindanao, according to a news report in the left-wing newspaper, The People's Review.
According to the report, Sulu, Agusan del Sur, Davao, Bukidnon and Siquijor have become hotspots in the armed struggle between revolutionaries, who have taken advantage of the recently publicized palace intrigue regarding the identity of the heir of Mindanao to topple the monarchy, and the Royalists who remain loyal to His Sultanic Majesty Prince Terence II.
The report continued that the national government has dispatched its armed forces to intervene in the regional coup d'état.
In a statement given by National Defense Secretary Ariel David Buena to The Outisder, he was quoted as saying, "We have deployed selected elite troops of our military to reclaim my... no, I mean, bring stability to [Prince] Terence's kingdom."
"We've deployed the Army Light Reaction Battalion, the Army Special Forces - Airborne, as well as members of the Naval Special Warfare Group to reinforce the Royalists and quell the revolution."
Sultan Prince Terence II's whereabouts are currently unknown.
"We will find [Prince] Terence, whether dead or alive," assured Ariel. "I gave special instructions to [General of the Army] cruelbear to leave no stone unturned in the search for the sultan."
Zombies
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😉ue to the large number of casualties we foresee will be a result of this war, we anticipate... um, a significant rise in the number of zombies," said National Zombie Disaster Coordinating Council Director Paksenarrion. "We will exhaust any and all measures to prevent a Zombie disaster from taking plac... OUCH, why did you bite me?!?!"
Source: The eRepublik Outsider. Republished with permission.
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w00t XD
Paks is running the Zombie Agency?
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS!?
We can't be *too* careful...you might have been working for the zombies!
Its a top secret agency located at Km 51. Its like Area 51 of the US who takes care of the E.T.s. However, ours is concentrated in Zombie Disasters and Zombie Attacks. Citizens, please remain calm. Go to your respective evacuation sites and remain calm. Please don't forget to lock your doors. And please use face masks as people who doesn't use face masks are at more at risk to become Zombies. The people who are called Revolutionists, trully known as the Terrorists, have engaged a Bio terror attack causing people to become Zombies when they had inhaled the Zopanicoloidal Orgatemic Magnalimin Bucalic Iantrineb Eulfanixin Gas or the Z.O.M.B.I.E. Gas, a type of Gas that inhibits the heart to receive Oxygnated blood, causing necrosis of the heart. This then leads to death to the person. Once full necrosis ends the bacteria in the body which have been exposed to the Gas excretes evolved forms of their natural toxins causing the mind to be stimulated. When stimulated, the dead body remobilizes. The toxin also acts like as an organic controller which controls the mind. When the toxins had fully controlled the mind, they stimulate the zombie to attack. Through attacking, the person bitten will become zombie in just 5 minutes.
Weeeehhhhh!!! Zombies! 😃
wow! natalo ako ni Terence sa Biology!
Kilometer 51. Nice 😃