NEVER SEND A BOY TO DO A MAN'S JOB
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by Shin Gouki
Observing the affairs of the recent past and present, I seem to ask my self one question. Why Uruguay Why? The massive eSerbian forces had made their way down towards eIran and it was obvious ePakistan was the gateway to Eden's most precious jewels. Why did Eden send a boy to do a man's job?
I must clarify our position as not everyone knows that we were to this very moment neutral considering our strength and inability to pick a side. eSerbia is a dear ally of ours, but eChina is a respected neighbor and that too a neighbor we signed a NAP with. I must emphasize that ePakistan's only motive was to let this mess move away from our one and only region. We have been bullied around by those who are stronger than us. We know when to speak and when to keep quiet.
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When the Uruguayans invaded ePakistan with an unannounced airstrike, we obviously felt that the mess was going to grow greater than it already was and it was going to stay within our region for a longer period of time. However, the eUruagyan Cp's article boasting their strength and how they have invaded "Muslim" lands and how they will subsidize beer since we "Muslims" are forbidden to have beer. It just shocked us all. You invade us to save Eden and you boast your strength over a sovereign enation. Mother time has taught you a lesson. A lesson you shall never forget.
ePakistan did not even have to bother fighting for eSerbia. It was something we chose to step aside from. We are not delusional and wishful thinkers like Rolote. You can throw your tanks, bazookas and your thongs, but how will you succeed? ePakistan condemns the words used by Rolote and we laugh at you as we sit and watch closely.
You beg others to help a small country win over eSerbia, you beg others to help you invade us and you fail to realize why a small country is trying to take more than it can handle? Why is a boy trying to do a man's job? Why have you failed? Fight till the end if you shall, but failure waits ahead of you. I want to ask the eUruguayan CP what their citizens are on? Is it South America's most potent hallucinogen? Why are they delusional enough to believe that they can win? Let the big boys do their thing and take a back seat and enjoy the show. You are as weak as we are, its time you realized it.
After having Uncle Sam and the strongest of eRepublik side with Uruguay, I just wanted to edit this article and congratulate those who deserve to be congratulated.
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todavia no termino
no se apuren jeje
HAIL URUGUAY!
HAIL ALLIES!
LTA !!
LA TENES ADENTRO !!!!
XD
Well, i have two things to say about this...
(1) I feel terrible sad 'cause i've just realized that some people there in pakistan feel bad about something i post in a comment of an article as a silly joke. I dont know that is going to be a disgusting joke. I never intend to hurt anyone personal feelings or something similar. Please, extend my sincere appologize to those who feel bad about it, i can do it personally. I'm talking as a RL guy now.
(2) EDEN never sent us there. Actually, for them was something like "what the fuck is going on?". This was just an internal decision, and we get in trouble in something bigger. The decision was made with about 10 euruguayans guys. And, perhaps you may not understand or think i'm on acid or something, but it was a move just to have fun and get out of the boring eUruguay of all times. It was three terrible days here, but funny at all. I have lots of accumulated RL work now, but it was ok.
FOR TAH LULZ
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rolote get a life dude
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Everyone who knows Rolote would easily recognize the touch of humor he ALWAYS includes in his articles. Either Rolote or the uruguayans have nothing against RL pakistan, this is just a game and it must be played like what it is. Have it for granted that Rolote did not pretended to offend you in any way. And if he did, he apologizes.
Have a nice day, Pol.
I dont think THe eUruguayan CP would have done that on purpose, it was just an small joke. Now, Its a good article, but u dont take in account that Uruguay might loose in the end, but they are this for fun, and none will ever take them that with allies help and all, they won one direct battle against mighty Serbia.
Hail Uruguay
Hail Argentina
Hail EDEN!
superb article.....u earn my vote
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y les ganamos, jajaajjaajajajaja
Send a boy to do a man's job... and watch him succeed
As a uruguayan I respect very much Pakistani people, as I respect people from all countries and from all religions, so as a uruguayan I too ask for forgiveness if someone was hurt by our president´s article.
That been said I want to tell the author of this article NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A URUGUAYAN, we are a really small country in between to giants, in RL, so we are used to disadvantages and to stand in front of giants. We love the epic, and that was exactly what our president was evocating
we might be just a boy... but a very tough and stubborn one
Rooted no need to apologize, this is all for fun.
See Uruguay and Pakistan
http://egov4you.info/countries/overview
Uruguay has nothing against RL Pakistan
It's simple our affiliation with a weak and pathetic ONE will always torment us. Thank You CP and Elders!!!! I simply suggest siding with EDEN or CTRL will be better for our interests not some pathetic dying ex-e-Superpowers.
It's sad that we loose our land, but it's also true that it wasn't only Uruguay alone in the battle 🙂 Lets not go into it as last night i seen score b/w Uruguay and Serbia 58/73 respectively 🙂 & today they still have Baloochistan So you can easily get the picture 🙂
However all of us play this game for fun, not to degrade or insult anyone ... So Rolte my friend no need to say sorry it happens sometime, just be sure your fun sound like a fun make sure it doesn't hurt anyone 🙂
PEACE
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awesome analysis.
now regarding uruguayan CP article.
i seriously think that he shouldnt do that thing, in the end its just a game, and why he/she has to hurt anyone feeling.
and if you are saying that your 10 people are so bored to launch the airstrike, then i am advising you to check their account that how much money did they get from romper. xD
Being a military person, i know why did decision was done.. and both of us are just pawns.
I did not know that being a small country implied the obligation to be servile and genuflexo.
That's not what we're taught in school in Uruguay, even though we are only 3 million people.
Maybe that's why we are considered as the First World.
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mighty tuff and subborn boy!!
Hail Pakistan!
Fail uruguay!
HAIL PAKISTAN
HAIL USA
FAIL EDEN
FAIL EDEN PUPPET named uruguay
I guess nobody is gonna believe that it was just a random decision. I don't care. Everything went ok this time. We're going to be prepared for pakistan airstrike 😃 (or serbia, maybe (?))
Please, put some noise in the game. If not, everything is so predictable XDD
lol okguy, you're getting fucked then bitching about it when you done it too
srsly, you're worse than most of the paki politicians here, uragays (feel free to satire me all you wish, if you're getting butthurt about beer-and-muslim jokes on the internet, you're a faggot), at least be honest about shit kk
lol, nice article.
I don't know how the joke was made. But Rolote's comments in this article surely earned him respect. Enjoy the game dude.
I've been asking for Uruguay at war for years. Rolote did what he had to do. This time was Pakistan as could be any other with same military power.
Serbia was not part of the plan but as they appeared at the door and as other superpowers view the strategic chance that became a massive epic battle.
I didn't read any offensive comment against muslim or Pakistan people.
U don't ilke beer, it's ok, it's your choice, but we do. Be sure there were some beer in some of the planes we used to land in
...to land in Pakistan.
But beer doesn't provoque hallucinations, maybe it was the opium we found in Balochistan's farms.
Bad mix 🙁
Bring some of that when u come to visit us in the future.
Hail brothers and allies.
Hail Pakistan too.
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"the eUruagyan Cp's article boasting their strength and how they have invaded "Muslim" lands and how they will subsidize beer since we "Muslims" are forbidden to have beer"
wtf? These people do realize this is a game, right?
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Bueno , ya recuperaron su región , ahora se enfrentarán solos contra Serbia . Uruguay impidió por un tiempo que se enfrenten contra ellos , bueno , ahora sufrirán una ocupación por mucho más tiempo de Serbia.
¡ Felicidades por recuperar una región natal !
Congratulations recover native region!
READ THIS: Congressional changes released by Admins:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/erep-admins-release-congressional-changes-read-them-here--2123517/1/20
Franco P .. you earn my Respect 🙂
VAMOOOOS URUGUAY QUE NO NI NO