Myopia Observer 第二十八期:【光源氏计划】波兰,波兰!

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全文翻译自E瑞典期刊The History of a Demigod文章《Oh Poland my Poland
文中的事件、人物及观点与本报无关,相关材料谨供国人参考。以下是正文
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Oh Poland my Poland
波兰,我的波兰

Dear Citizens of Poland
亲爱的波兰公民们

As you probably are aware, one of the deputy ministers in the Polish Ministry of Defense published an article in which he and many other promises that they will not fight for Sweden. Some, including the Polish minister himself actually goes so far as to say that he'll be fighting against Sweden in all battles, which he later also did in a Swedish Resistance War. Which meant that Sweden was forced to send troops to win the battle, soldiers who otherwise would have fought in the extremely important battles between France and Macedonia, and the battle between Spain and Brazil.
也许诸位都已知晓,贵国国防部的一位副部长发表了一篇文章,声称他和其他很多波兰人将不再会为瑞典而战。一些人,包括这位波兰的部长自己实在是岂有此理,竟然声称要在所有所有瑞典战场加入敌方,而随后在瑞典的起义战场中,他也确实这么做了。这意味着我们瑞典不得不从其他战场抽调兵力回救本国,错过了法国-马其顿前线和巴西-西班牙前线的重要战役。

What was it that created this anger?
是什么导致了他如此忿恨?

Really nothing special, a player named "Asia` off '(This was his IRC nick) came in on the Swedish channel and was probably interested in getting Swedish cs, just as it says in the topic in the channel, he wrote .cs after which our bot gave him information on how to continue in order to get Swedish CS. At that time, a player named LeoVince joins or Swedish IRC channel, this is also just his irc nick, and asks the Swedish players on IRC to give asia `off Swedish citizenship. None of them follows the official instructions available from the Swedish side of how to apply for Swedish citizenship (this is done, if you are interested in knowing, through the Swedish forum). Instead, they just like hundreds of other players do every day, choose to spam on IRC about citizenship, if you've ever been a member of Congress you know how irritating it is with all PM about citizenship, in addition, there even were clear instructions (which however were ignored) you can probably understand that the Swedes, who sat on irc was a little irritated.
其实真的没什么,只是一个唤作“Asia` off”(这是他的IRC呼号)的玩家登录瑞典频道,也许是对获得瑞典国籍感兴趣,正如我们在频道信息里预设的那样。他键入.CS,然后我们预设的程序自动给予他进一步获得瑞典国籍的必要信息。而正在此时一个名唤LeoVince的进入了瑞典IRC频道(这也是他的IRC昵称)。他要求IRC上的瑞典玩家给这位“Asia` off”瑞典国籍——他们中没有一个是遵循瑞典国方面规定的国籍申请流程(如果您有兴趣了解,请通过瑞典国家论坛),与此相反,他们就像每天都有的成十上百的无脑玩家所做的那样,在IRC频道爆帖刷屏讨要国籍。如果您也曾担任过议员的职分,您一定明白所有这种的讨要国籍的PM是多么的惹人烦,甚至于在他们已经获知了明确指示(但却被忽略)他们依然如此。由此您也许会理解,此时在瑞典IRC频道的瑞典人,对此会多么恼火。

The Swedish players replied by starting to troll LeoVince, and he himself started to brag about a variety of positions that he have had in Poland, something that no Swedish of course have a clue about and thus basically ignore. It is in this moment that the Minister from Poland, tejku, rises into the spotlight, he writes that everyone in Poland knows who LeoVince is, that he himself is completely unknown in Sweden is something that he appears to have no idea about. Then this is written in the channel:
于是瑞典人开始嘲讽LeoVince,而这位LeoVince也开始吹嘘显摆他在波兰拥有的地位,对此瑞典人当然并不了解同时也不屑一顾。而就在这个时刻,那个波兰部长大人tejku开始大发厥词大放异彩,他声称所有波兰人都知道LeoVince是谁,瑞典人居然不知道此等大人物是不可理喻的。然后他在IRC上这样写道:

(19:31:34) (Lurvinator) tejku: No one knows you
Lurvinator:@tejku 没人认识你

(19:31:49) (Lurvinator) so no one knows that LeoVince is known
Lurvinator:所以也就没人认识你说的那个LeoVince是个什么东西

(19:32:02) (tejku) In PL also no one knows you
tejku:在波兰也没人认识你

(19:32:26) (Lurvinator) I'm glad that's the case
Lurvinator:对此我表示很欣慰

(19:33:00) (tejku) how many people do you know in PL ?
tejku:你才认识几个波兰人呢

(19:33:15) (Stekaren) 2
Stekaren:我认识俩

(19:33:19) (Stekaren) they both work at my house
Stekaren:他们都在我家里出苦力

(19:33:2😎 (Lurvinator) Why would I want to know anyone from Poland?
Lurvinator:我为啥非得认识什么波兰淫

(19:33:46) (Lurvinator) Like who gives a shit about the plumber's name?
Lurvinator:就好像谁非得鸟他家水管工叫什么似的

(19:33:54) (Thaimat) I like people from poland that helps sweden to win against Russia!

Thaimat:我比较喜欢波兰来的人,他们能帮瑞典打俄毛子

(19:33:56) (tejku) :0

(19:34:10) (Stekaren) i call them kurwa1 and kurwa2
Stekaren:我叫他们波兰婊子一号和波兰婊子二号。

(19:34:11) (tejku) I will not help you any more
tejku:我再也不会帮助你们

(19:34:25) (tejku) becouse of what I heard before
tejku:因为我听到这些

(19:34:43) (Thaimat) And what have you heard?
Thaimat:你都听到些啥

(19:35:29) (tejku) enough
tejku:够了

First and foremost you must understand what is written here, in Sweden it is almost a figure of speech that you hire a Pole if anything is to be built if. Especially if it should be done via the black market, then you hire someone from Poland to help you. What Stekaren and Lurvinator wrote is simply bad trolling with a focus on this very bad joke/saing, and not in any way about racism or insult of the Polish people and their country.
首先,也是最重要的,你必须明白我提到的这些内容:如果你在瑞典雇了个波兰的干活人就会明白,这只是一种寻常的比喻,尤其是你通过黑市雇佣的那些波兰人。Stekaren和Lurvinator所做的嘲讽确实是挺过分的低俗笑话,但他们并不是特意地用种族主义言辞,刻意侮辱波兰人民和他们的国家。

Then I notice that LeoVince and Tejku both require an apology from the Swedish government, otherwise they will continue fighting against Sweden in important battles. If I am to be completely honest I get really angry when I read things like this, you believe that the Swedish government should apologize for what some trolls on IRC wrote? If there is any Government who should be apologizing, it is actually Poland and not Sweden, just a few months ago, Sweden fought against China and lost our colonies in Germany, these regions gave us a bonus in our production. Poland with President yave and Minister for Foreign Affairs Maniek M in the lead quickly put Germany as their Natural Enemy, but promised to give back the regions to Sweden as soon as our war against China had been finished. When we managed to get peace with Chinawe contacted yave and Maniek M but was met by a quiet wall, none of them answered us. About two days later, we got (Sweden President w3st3rb3rg and I who was then the Minister of Defence) a PM from Maniek M, he wrote that Poland would not give back any regions to Sweden and that these now belong to Poland.
此后我注意到LeoVince和Tejku都要求瑞典政府作出道歉,否则他们威胁将继续在瑞典的重要战役中支持敌方。说句实在话,当我听到这样的威胁我感到很气愤,你们觉得瑞典政府会为几个IRC上的私人段子买单?如果真的有政府需要道歉,那恰恰是波兰而不是瑞典。就在几个月前,瑞典抗击中国的入侵,并失去了我们在德意志地区的殖民地,这些殖民地对我们的生产加成是很重要的。在波兰总统yave和外长Maniek M的指挥下波兰迅速对德宣战,但同时他们承诺会在我方结束对华战事后将这些省份退还瑞典。而当我们终于从中国求和后,我们联络了yave和Maniek M,得到的却是闭门羹,没人搭理我们。在大约两天之后,我们(时任瑞典总统的w3st3rb3rg和担当国防部的本人)从Maniek M处收到了私信,声称波兰不会退还这些领土,从此这些领土就归波兰所有。

Poland's President and Foreign Minister lied to the Swedish president and then stole regions that Sweden, of course, would otherwise defended much more, Sweden did not even get an apology from Poland. But you still feel that Sweden should apologize for what some trolls who have no connection to the Swedish Government, writes on irc?
波兰总统和外交部长向瑞典总统撒了弥天大谎,然后从瑞典那里窃取资源省份,还信誓旦旦为此狡辩,在此事上瑞典可没有得到波兰方面的什么道歉。但是你们波兰却觉得瑞典政府应该为一些与瑞典政府无关的IRC上的民众嘲讽道歉?

Another case is somewhat closer to us in terms of time, Russia is, as you may know, about to take over Sweden and again, we will disappear from the map. This war has been going on for quite a while and Poland have had several opportunities to help us but has instead chosen to think of themselves and not his allies. Poland chose to attack Germany to get the production bonuses, instead of helping Sweden so we would not disappeared from the map. Poland chose to put the Czech Republic as Natural Enemy (a war that not even had time to begin as Czech Republic was erased from the map before Poland could attack, clever plan there by the way), instead of helping Sweden so we would not disappeared from the map.
发生在距今更近的一件事是这次俄罗斯入侵,如您所知,我们将再次被从地图上抹去。这场战争已经持续了相当长一段时间而波兰也有许多次机会可以帮助我们,但他们却只顾自己不顾盟友的需要。波兰选择进攻德国获得生产加成而不是帮助瑞典抵御灭国的厄运。然后波兰又去对捷克宣战(战争甚至没来得及正式开始捷克就已经被灭国了),而不是来帮助濒临灭国的瑞典。

Now Poland has finally put Russia as natural enemy and will help us, but it is too late. Today we have two regions left and in about 12 hours will have lost one of them and thus Sweden will disappear from the map in just one more day. We have not even got a "sorry, we will help you as soon as we can" we have only got angry comments from the Polish representatives in ONE.
终于,波兰决定对俄国宣战了,他们终于决定援助我们呢,但已经太晚了。今天我们还剩下两个省份,然后在十二小时内我们会丢掉一块,然后至多再挺一天,瑞典就该被灭国了。我们甚至连一句“我们会尽快帮助你们”的热乎话都没听到,却只得到波兰驻ONE联盟代表的忿怒言辞。

Sweden has chosen to swallow its pride when it comes to these issues, we rather remember the good relations that we have had with Poland in the past years (Sweden and Poland are actually some of the countries that have been allies the longest in the history of eRepublik). We remember when we both helped each other when one of us had problems with battles, economy, or if any of the countries needed help against a PTO, so we decided to try and continue as if nothing had happened and continue to build on our relations with Poland. Therefore, I feel terribly sad when a Polish player, who also are a minister, is acting in this way and fight against an ally, an ally who also already have lost almost everything.
瑞典已经决定在涉及这些不愉快的问题时,咽下这口恶气。我们明明记得我们与波兰是有着数年友好交往的亲密盟国(瑞典和波兰实际上是电子共和国史上为期最长久的盟国之一)。我们清楚地记得,当我们中的一方在战事上经济上抵抗政治颠覆问题上需要帮助时,另一方会无私地予以援助,所以我们决定继续维护与波兰的友好关系。在此,我对一位波兰玩家,同时也是一位内阁部长居然能以此种方式对盟国展开攻击表示非常痛心。谁攻击他的盟友,谁也就失去了他的一切。

Personally, I hope this solves itself, the Polish players who are interested in Swedish Citizenship are welcome to apply for this in the Swedish forum. More information about how you do that you can read in this forum section where several other players have already applied for and received citizenship: http://www.erepublik.se/viewforum.php?f=306
就我个人而言,我希望这件事就这样结了算了。我们始终欢迎对瑞典国籍有兴趣的波兰玩家在瑞典国家论坛上提出正式申请,您可以从论坛上读到更多关于国籍申请的信息,许多其他申请国籍的玩家也是由此被批准的。请登录http://www.erepublik.se/viewforum.php?f=306

However, I hope that our common history never will be forgotten, I have many close friends in Poland, which I value highly and I will always fight for Poland when you need help in battles. Just the same feeling as has many of my fellow Swedes, even though we had our fights, it is something that always happens in a relationship, but it is important that we can overcome the obstacles standing in the way of our great relationship. We are ready to continue building on good relations with Poland, but it also demands that Poland is willing to do the same thing, and then we can not afford to repeat the sad events that has happened in the past history.
无论如何,我依然希望我们共同的历史不被遗忘。在波兰我有很多亲密的战友,我非常珍视他们,也正如我的许多瑞典同胞的所感所想,尽管我们有自己的仗要打,也将在诸位需要的时候为波兰奋战。在一段漫长的友谊中总要经历一些风雨,最重要的是我们双方都来克服一些障碍,我们愿意继续与波兰的友好关系,同时这也需要波兰方面也应该同样示好,然后我们就不会再重复过去发生的那些不愉快的事情。

I am ready to build a good relationship between Sweden and Poland, are you Poland?
我愿意为建设和谐友好瑞波关系而努力。那么你呢,波兰?

Yours sincerely,
此致

Lonestar, Director of Internal Relations in ONE
ONE联盟内务关系主任,Lonestar
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